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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 04-01-2011, 12:22 PM Thread Starter
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A Blonde Joke.....

GIRL BIKER BAR

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake..
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.


2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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HAHAHA!! Funny!

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Hahahah! I'm so glad I'm not blond! It would be so embarassing to have the jokes explained to me all the time!

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Hahahah! I'm so glad I'm not blond! It would be so embarassing to have the jokes explained to me all the time!
Hey!!!

Oh wait, I'm not a natural blond.....carry on!

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Hey!!!

Oh wait, I'm not a natural blond.....carry on!
Are you sure, Linda? *ducks*

Just kidding!!!

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Hahaha!! I'm a natural blonde and I love blonde jokes. This was a good one!

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As a blonde, I'd like to say....





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im stealing this! its going on the Face book

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I'm a natural blonde but dye my hair dark. My oldest friend (who knew me before I started dying my hair) likes to make "artificial intelligence" jokes.


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