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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-10-2009, 02:59 PM Thread Starter
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Woman's physical

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a b$#@h.

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Re: Woman's physical

Well I believe I weigh 135lbs too and 5' 7" tall

I think I'll not go to the DR. for a long time.

I can handle being a little fat but I dont want to be short LOL

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Too funny.

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I'm 5'2 - stand tall and lie that I'm 5'4!


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Re: Woman's physical

lol thats funny....wait till the DH goes to play a trick on you sets your scale about 20-35 ounnds heavier. then you go to get on it and there he stands with a camera to catch your face when you get on! then laughs and shows the "boys" and they laugh for hours..

im on prozac too lol

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Height isnt the problem the scale numbers are. LOL Yes that is it DH adjusted the scale.


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