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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-03-2009, 07:58 PM Thread Starter
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Did you hear...

....the one about the woman found dead face down in a bowl of cereal with a banana up her rear?

Police think it was a cereal killer. BA DUM CHING.

....the one about the lady found dead face down in a bowl of salad?

Police are looking for the Salad Shooter. BA DUM CHING.

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Mafia guy: You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know. Now I ask you, why should I kill this "Count Chocula"?
Captain Crunch: Because that son of a has been spreading lies! My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth! With all respect.

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OMG those are Bad LOL


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Re: Did you hear...

Okay, this one from my 11 yr old daughter:

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef but you can't pea soup.

Now that we've had our moment of insanity, it's time to get back to our normal selves!
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