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<span style='font-size: 11pt'>New Financial Terms inspired by the recession</span>

CEO– Chief Embezzlement Officer

CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer

BULL MARKET– A random market movement causing investors to mistake themselves for financial geniuses.

BEAR MARKET– a 6-to-18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING– The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO– The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER – What my financial planner has made me.

STANDARD & POOR– Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST– Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT– When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

– The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR– Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT – Archaic word no longer in use.

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Re: Inspired by the Recession

standard and poor, lol


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