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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-02-2009, 12:15 PM Thread Starter
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Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus.



I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?



Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the Intensive Care Ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)



Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.



I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!







WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

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ROFL!!!!

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hahaha. That is great. I wish I was able to come up with something like that

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I have heard other versions of it... just as crude....

They are all funny.

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I had to check the date on this post, because I've heard this story before. How long has it been going around?

Got to admit, it was funny.
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I was E-mailed it today and had not ever seen it so I posted it here.

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I have seen that post before here months ago. It was funny

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Have never seen this before. Thanks for sharing.

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"Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me. "

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OMG I am laughing I almost pee'd my pants
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