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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-23-2009, 09:03 PM Thread Starter
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I'll take 3 scoops of chocolate...

a man walks into an ice cream store and he says
"ill have 3 scoops of chocolate please"

the employee replies
"im sorry we are all out of chocolate"

man says
"OK ill have 2 scoops of ice cream"

employee replies
"im really sorry, but we dont have any chocolate ice cream left in the store"

man says
"well ok then, ill have 1 scoop of chocolate ice cream"

employee replies annoyed
" ok ill tell you what spell VAN as in VANILLA"

man says
"too easy...v-a-n"

employee says
"now spell STRAW as in STRAWBERRY"

man says
"i got this...s-t-r-a-w"

employee says
"ok now spell FU*K as in chocolate...."

man proudly states


bwhahahaha i crack myself up.....ok lame i know
figured someone out there could use a laugh


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Re: I'll take 3 scoops of chocolate...

Ahhhhhhh! There's no chocolate!!!!!


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Re: I'll take 3 scoops of chocolate...

Ha ha! That was great!

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