a man walks into an ice cream store and he says
"ill have 3 scoops of chocolate please"
the employee replies
"im sorry we are all out of chocolate"
"OK ill have 2 scoops of ice cream"
"im really sorry, but we dont have any chocolate ice cream left in the store"
"well ok then, ill have 1 scoop of chocolate ice cream"
employee replies annoyed
" ok ill tell you what spell VAN as in VANILLA"
"now spell STRAW as in STRAWBERRY"
"i got this...s-t-r-a-w"
"ok now spell FU*K as in chocolate...."
man proudly states
"THERE IS NO FU*K IN CHOCOLATE"
bwhahahaha i crack myself up.....ok lame i know
figured someone out there could use a laugh