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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-23-2009, 07:22 PM Thread Starter
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3 dogs were in a bar...

Three dogs were sitting in a bar: a German Shepherd, an English Bulldog, and a Chihuahua. A good looking female mastiff walked up to them and said, "The one who can best use the words "liver" and "cheese" in a sentence can have me."

The shepherd said, "I love liver and cheese."

The mastiff said, "That's not good enough."

The bulldog said, "I hate liver and cheese."

"Not creative enough," said the mastiff.

With that, the chihuahua jumped off the barstool and in his best Latin accent, said, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-23-2009, 07:31 PM
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Re: 3 dogs were in a bar...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH that cracks me up....im a fan for jokes on the lamer side

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Good one!!!!

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Re: 3 dogs were in a bar...

That's funny, but the thought of that Chi with the Mastiff is too!


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That was awful, that one rates two groans


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Re: 3 dogs were in a bar...

my neighbor liked it, but then again she has a chihuahua

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Re: 3 dogs were in a bar...

Yuck yuck, guess what? What? Chicken Butt (ok so I have 4 year old twins)

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lol im emailing that one to the hubby in iraq, he could use a good laugh

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