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Starts with F and ends with K (don't worry!)

Let me say while this is a clean joke- I was very entertained at how different our minds work from child to adult. How many did you get right?

What
Starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of
her students. The teacher asked,
"Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered,
"I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter
than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took
Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office,
the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal
told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She
agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and
he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry:
"36."

And so it went
with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The
principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd
grade."

Ms. Brooks says
to the principal, "Let me ask
him some questions."
The
principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks
asks, "What does a cow have four
of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a
moment: "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is
in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The
principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry
replied:
"Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps
into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms.
Brooks: What starts with a C,
ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish
liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms.
Brooks: "What goes in hard and
pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Harry replied, "Bubble
gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The
principal was trembling.

Ms.
Brooks: "What word starts with
an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry:
"Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
told the teacher, "Put Harry in
the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong....."

Fur Mom to Miss Ruby, Zora the Exlpora cat and Falon a.k.a Big Boy
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