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Old 01-28-2013, 06:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If your dog could talk what do you think he/she would say to YOU?
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Old 01-28-2013, 07:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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She would tell me that I mean just as much to her as she does to me and she might have a couple words about the cats(good words)
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Default Can't think about it.

I tried to think about this, but if made me feel unworthy. My girls would sing praises that I could never live up to. I often think about the irony that is dog. Man so often lacks the courage or integrity to deserve so loyal a companion.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Why won't you let me bite your hands???

Thanks for letting me sleep in your nice warm bed.

Please don't be gone so long during the day.
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...and there's a bunny-poop treasure trove out behind the garage, and kitty-crunchies out by the grape vine. I'm telling you, this place is GOLD!
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hondo: Seriously, we don't need any other dogs here. I'll give you the cat, but the dogs need to go. Now, stop acting all surprised to hear me speak and get into the kitchen and make me some chicken. Where's Dad? I want a belly rub. And btw - you do look fat in those pants, I don't know why Dad lies to you.
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After thinking about it, I have to add my other dogs:

Tug: Sun. Give me sun. Make it shine. Hey! Can you hear me? Sun.

Maggie: Wait! Don't get up. I don't want to move. You are so wonderful. Let me continue to bask in your wonderful warmth. I think I get get just a tad closer. Aren't you getting hungry yet? You can get up if you are getting something to eat. Just bring enough for me too.

Lonestar: Mom! Mom! Mom! I really try hard to stay focused and scrambled eggs, hot dogs & cheese. Squirrel! I need to talk to Dad tennis ball.... Squeaky red ball under the flying bird into the pond...what is that butterfly gator ride into kennel ...MOM! MOM! MOM! Outside flying monkeys gotta pee!!!!
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Alexis: pet me, love me, don't groom me, play tug with me, pet me, pet me, pet me, why can't I sleep on the bed every night? Why do I have to share my life with these other bitches? Where is that wonderful little boy that I love (my nephew)?

Vala: ball, ball, toy, toy, can we go outside and play, ball, ball, toy, toy, OH GOD I am starving, feed me, feed me, love me for 10 seconds and then feed me feed me, ball ball ball. Oh, OK, I'll go veg out on the couch for awhile.

Deja: You ready to go do something yet? Can we go outside and do something NOW? Come on mom, I want to go hunt mice. Let's go for a run. Here, let me jam this toy into you. I HATE the computer. Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, oh a kitty, Sean, Sean, Sean (Sean is our helper).

Elena: Hey mom, you going to feed me? I know you are going to give me a treat. Time to feed me? OK, then can we go outside so I can harass my mother. No, I rather you feed me.
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Mauser: BALL!! LURE COURSE!! BALL!! LURE COURSE!! BALL!! LURE COURSE!! BALL!! LURE COURSE!! (you get it )

Winnie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Feed Me!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kaynya: Let me lick your face!!! FEED ME!! Can I lick your face now? Is it feeding time yet??

Spike: LURE COURSE!!! FOOD!! LURE COURSE!!! FOOD!!

Fuego: Doh!

Clark: Umm ... well ... umm ... I'm going to go play with Wasabi and then pull the hair out of the cat

Wasabi: I'm going to curl up here on your lap and then try to sneak up to your chest so I can lick your face and I would be most grateful if you would allow that?
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