If your dog could talk for 1 min what would he/she say to you?

[Jag]

I have a new thought on what Grim would say. It would be something like this..

"I HATE that prong collar! Can you tell? Keep correcting me on that, and I'll show you just how much I hate it!"

[Debbieg]

I don't need a leash or a collar. Play with me. Don't go anywhere without taking me. Don't sleep in until 7 am on our day off. Why do we have cats?

[Nikitta]

They would say, " Why did we get stuck with YOU?? I always thought my poor dogs could have done better then me. I am having hip surgery in a week so obviously they would have done better with an active person who could do better then me but I couldn't give up my GSDs. If that is selfish of me, I'm sorry, but many times my dogs give me the reason to get out of the bed in the morning. I will give them more when I can. They, at this point, have given me more then I give them. I exercise them every day, feed them, take care of their needs, but I have not been good at their basic training. When it hurts to walk more then 30 feet, its hard. I don't want sympathy. I just want to make a pledge to my furbabies that I will do better when I get over this; and PLEASE don't think I have abandon you when I have to board you. They are good people and I would never give you up. /hugs my sweet babies

[MissMetric]

Talos would probably very politely insist that I let him chew on me as much as he likes, give him extra treats, and sleep in my bed and not his crate. He'd probably also ask for a bedtime extension.

[BellaLuna]

Bella would say 1 of 2 things mommy can you please tell the darn kids to shut up already so I could go back to sleep b/c I have a full night of pacing around the house or mommy could you please get this stupid cat to stop slapping me in the face lol

[JackieM1982]

My guy is old, and I'd want to know if anything hurt anywhere that I didn't know about.

[santorin]

Mine would say BALL! BALL! BALL! BALL! TOY! TOY! TOY! TOY! WATER! And repeat... lol

[JackandMattie]

Jack: "Throw the BALL!! I brought you the BALL! I'm looking at you, I'm looking at the BALL, I'm looking at you, I'm staring at the BALL! I know you can see the BALL...Oh, maybe that one's invisible...How about this BALL?!? (rinse, lather, repeat)...oh wait, I hear the neighbor boy coming...Hurry! Where's my flipping FLIRT POLE?!?!?"

Lillian: "Just in case you're wondering where I'll be, Miss Kathy next door hands out milk bones made of doggie crack...I'll be next door, waiting for Miss Kathy to step outside with my doggie crack. And if you ever want me to stop sneaking away, you might try buying me some goshdarn doggie crack, lady! Oh, and I will be home for dinner."

Miss Mattie Lynn: (Rolling her eyes at the youngsters) "They're both Idiots."

[Mark Kurtz]

Thanks for springing me from this pen!

[Fade2Black]

Kaos would have said.......I wanna go outside and play stick. Don't ever go to work again. Don't ever use the vacuum dragon again. I love you and I would give up my life for you....