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Old 01-16-2013, 12:59 AM   #191 (permalink)
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With Koda...

While walking at the lake one day, walked past some guys that were obviously high. Then I heard this convo:
"Oh s--- man, that dog..."
"What dude?"
"It's a cop dog."
"Nah man. That thing got wolf in it. Look at it's teeth!"
While passing them, Koda glared at them an extra moment.
"Dude! No way! It knows man!"
"Quick! Let's ditch, yo!"

The guys took off running. And I laughed until my ribs hurt.
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Old 01-20-2013, 01:37 AM   #192 (permalink)
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Tonight someone asked me if I was sure Jerry wasn't a Great Dane mix! He's not THAT big! I don't think they believed me when I told them he definitely wasn't. He doesn't look anything like a Great Dane, you know, being a GSD and all.


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Old 01-20-2013, 03:55 AM   #193 (permalink)
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This particular exchange happens at least once a month:

"Oh! He's so pretty! How long did it take you to dye his fur white?"

"Thank you, but I didn't dye him, he is a white German Shepherd."

"He's not a GSD, they only come in Black and Tan. Besides, GSDs are mean cop dogs. Your's isn't mean." *facepalm*

My other favorite is when he's compared to a wolf. I had a vet refuse to see him back home because she was sure he was part wolf.
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"Mom, will Beth ever learn that she's not a lap dog?"
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:43 PM   #195 (permalink)
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With Koda...

While walking at the lake one day, walked past some guys that were obviously high. Then I heard this convo:
"Oh s--- man, that dog..."
"What dude?"
"It's a cop dog."
"Nah man. That thing got wolf in it. Look at it's teeth!"
While passing them, Koda glared at them an extra moment.
"Dude! No way! It knows man!"
"Quick! Let's ditch, yo!"

The guys took off running. And I laughed until my ribs hurt.
Love when that happens. Over heard this gem the other day

"Don't let him sniff you man."
"Dude he can smell you anyway"
"He knows."
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Old 01-23-2013, 07:11 AM   #196 (permalink)
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Got in a fight with the blue buffalo food rep at PetSmart when Zeke was 5 months old. You know that gangly, emaciated look they ALL go through? The rep told me I was basically starving and abusing my dog, not feeding him nearly enough. I told him to find me a GSD that didn't look starved at one point in it's life.

Got in a fight with my old vet... (notice the trend here? I have anger issues, lol). Our conversation:
VET "Wow, Zeke looks amazing. 5 years old? Coat is in great shape, skin looks nice and flake-free, teeth are VERY nice and clean considering he's never had a dental. Ear and eyes are clear. Healthy weight. Good range of motion in his rear legs. And his yearly bloodwork and fecal samples came back normal"
Me "Thank you "
VET "What do you feed him?"
Me "He's been on a raw diet for the past 4 years
VET "NO!! He's going to get sick and die! There is not enough nutritional value, you need to work with a nutritionist, that is an inappropriate diet! He will get parasites and bacteria infections! We do NOT condone that diet, you need to put him back on kibble RIGHT NOW!"
Ok, maybe that last part is a LITTLE exaggerated, but I kid you not that's how the conversation went. If it's been working for 4 years, why change now?

My ex had a husky. When we took them to petsmart together it was always "LOOK! They have two wolves! Look at the WOLVES!!!" Now, MAYBE in some northern breeds? But these two? Wolves?
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Old 01-23-2013, 07:13 AM   #197 (permalink)
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LOVED my older neighbor that was CONVINCED Zeke was part... get this... GREYHOUND! haha REALLY????
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We get asked all the time if Draven is a king shepherd and we say no a purebred German Shepherd and the still push the king on us till I get cranky and explain kings aren't purebred German shepherds but a mix breed with German shepherd gets oh so tiring


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Old 01-23-2013, 11:11 AM   #199 (permalink)
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This one is about Smokey. It happens all the time. was at the park walked around the corner and lady saw Smokey (husky/shepherd) screamed top of lungs "WOLF" and took off running to her husband and she was hyperventilating "hunny, hunny omg, a wolf pointing to Smokey"

Then I had him in the pet store a kid pulled his dads shirt and said look daddy a wolf. He picked his son up and told him he needs to watch out because the wolf (Smokey) looked like he was about to bite his leg off.
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:51 PM   #200 (permalink)
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My Dad said i have the canine equivalent to Forest Gump. He does everything very well, but not sure why!!!!
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