Funniest things said about your dog - Page 20

GsdLoverr729 · 01-15-2013, 11:59 PM

With Koda...

While walking at the lake one day, walked past some guys that were obviously high. Then I heard this convo:
"Oh s--- man, that dog..."
"What dude?"
"It's a cop dog."
"Nah man. That thing got wolf in it. Look at it's teeth!"
While passing them, Koda glared at them an extra moment.
"Dude! No way! It knows man!"
"Quick! Let's ditch, yo!"

The guys took off running. And I laughed until my ribs hurt.

SueDoNimm · 01-20-2013, 12:37 AM

Tonight someone asked me if I was sure Jerry wasn't a Great Dane mix! He's not THAT big! I don't think they believed me when I told them he definitely wasn't. He doesn't look anything like a Great Dane, you know, being a GSD and all.

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Shaolin · 01-20-2013, 02:55 AM

This particular exchange happens at least once a month:

"Oh! He's so pretty! How long did it take you to dye his fur white?"

"Thank you, but I didn't dye him, he is a white German Shepherd."

"He's not a GSD, they only come in Black and Tan. Besides, GSDs are mean cop dogs. Your's isn't mean." *facepalm*

My other favorite is when he's compared to a wolf. I had a vet refuse to see him back home because she was sure he was part wolf.

zivagirl · 01-22-2013, 08:49 AM

"Mom, will Beth ever learn that she's not a lap dog?"

jae · 01-22-2013, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GsdLoverr729

With Koda...

While walking at the lake one day, walked past some guys that were obviously high. Then I heard this convo:
"Oh s--- man, that dog..."
"What dude?"
"It's a cop dog."
"Nah man. That thing got wolf in it. Look at it's teeth!"
While passing them, Koda glared at them an extra moment.
"Dude! No way! It knows man!"
"Quick! Let's ditch, yo!"

The guys took off running. And I laughed until my ribs hurt.

Love when that happens. Over heard this gem the other day

"Don't let him sniff you man."
"Dude he can smell you anyway"
"He knows."

Anubis_Star · 01-23-2013, 06:11 AM

Got in a fight with the blue buffalo food rep at PetSmart when Zeke was 5 months old. You know that gangly, emaciated look they ALL go through? The rep told me I was basically starving and abusing my dog, not feeding him nearly enough. I told him to find me a GSD that didn't look starved at one point in it's life.

Got in a fight with my old vet... (notice the trend here? I have anger issues, lol). Our conversation:
VET "Wow, Zeke looks amazing. 5 years old? Coat is in great shape, skin looks nice and flake-free, teeth are VERY nice and clean considering he's never had a dental. Ear and eyes are clear. Healthy weight. Good range of motion in his rear legs. And his yearly bloodwork and fecal samples came back normal"
Me "Thank you

"
VET "What do you feed him?"
Me "He's been on a raw diet for the past 4 years
VET "NO!! He's going to get sick and die! There is not enough nutritional value, you need to work with a nutritionist, that is an inappropriate diet! He will get parasites and bacteria infections! We do NOT condone that diet, you need to put him back on kibble RIGHT NOW!"
Ok, maybe that last part is a LITTLE exaggerated, but I kid you not that's how the conversation went. If it's been working for 4 years, why change now?

My ex had a husky. When we took them to petsmart together it was always "LOOK! They have two wolves! Look at the WOLVES!!!" Now, MAYBE in some northern breeds? But these two? Wolves?

Anubis_Star · 01-23-2013, 06:13 AM

LOVED my older neighbor that was CONVINCED Zeke was part... get this... GREYHOUND! haha REALLY????

TrentL · 01-23-2013, 06:52 AM

We get asked all the time if Draven is a king shepherd and we say no a purebred German Shepherd and the still push the king on us till I get cranky and explain kings aren't purebred German shepherds but a mix breed with German shepherd gets oh so tiring

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frillint1 · 01-23-2013, 10:11 AM

This one is about Smokey. It happens all the time. was at the park walked around the corner and lady saw Smokey (husky/shepherd) screamed top of lungs "WOLF" and took off running to her husband and she was hyperventilating "hunny, hunny omg, a wolf pointing to Smokey"

Then I had him in the pet store a kid pulled his dads shirt and said look daddy a wolf. He picked his son up and told him he needs to watch out because the wolf (Smokey) looked like he was about to bite his leg off.

lesslis · 01-23-2013, 11:51 AM

My Dad said i have the canine equivalent to Forest Gump. He does everything very well, but not sure why!!!!

01-15-2013, 11:59 PM	#191 (permalink)
GsdLoverr729 Knighted Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: North Ga, USA Posts: 3,179	With Koda... While walking at the lake one day, walked past some guys that were obviously high. Then I heard this convo: "Oh s--- man, that dog..." "What dude?" "It's a cop dog." "Nah man. That thing got wolf in it. Look at it's teeth!" While passing them, Koda glared at them an extra moment. "Dude! No way! It knows man!" "Quick! Let's ditch, yo!" The guys took off running. And I laughed until my ribs hurt. __________________ Kymmey http://KaohzandKumatz.yolasite.com Mom To~ Dakoda (b/t GSD), Simi (b/w DSH), Nashoba (sable GSD)

01-20-2013, 12:37 AM	#192 (permalink)
SueDoNimm Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: North Carolina Posts: 261	Funniest things said about your dog Tonight someone asked me if I was sure Jerry wasn't a Great Dane mix! He's not THAT big! I don't think they believed me when I told them he definitely wasn't. He doesn't look anything like a Great Dane, you know, being a GSD and all. Sent from my iPhone using Petguide.com Free App __________________ Jerry, CGC - born 12/8/2009, adopted 7/7/2012

01-20-2013, 02:55 AM	#193 (permalink)
Shaolin Master Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Great Mills, MD Posts: 985	This particular exchange happens at least once a month: "Oh! He's so pretty! How long did it take you to dye his fur white?" "Thank you, but I didn't dye him, he is a white German Shepherd." "He's not a GSD, they only come in Black and Tan. Besides, GSDs are mean cop dogs. Your's isn't mean." facepalm My other favorite is when he's compared to a wolf. I had a vet refuse to see him back home because she was sure he was part wolf. __________________ RIP Sebastian GSD/Rott 5/12/2002 RIP Cheyenne The Western Lady Collie 9/6/2012 Finnian The Irish Lad WGSD: SAR Abeni the Little Warrior: Pomeranian rescue. "Res nos operor ut alius algo" "Go mairidís beo"

01-23-2013, 06:11 AM	#196 (permalink)
Anubis_Star Master Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Colorado Posts: 692	Got in a fight with the blue buffalo food rep at PetSmart when Zeke was 5 months old. You know that gangly, emaciated look they ALL go through? The rep told me I was basically starving and abusing my dog, not feeding him nearly enough. I told him to find me a GSD that didn't look starved at one point in it's life. Got in a fight with my old vet... (notice the trend here? I have anger issues, lol). Our conversation: VET "Wow, Zeke looks amazing. 5 years old? Coat is in great shape, skin looks nice and flake-free, teeth are VERY nice and clean considering he's never had a dental. Ear and eyes are clear. Healthy weight. Good range of motion in his rear legs. And his yearly bloodwork and fecal samples came back normal" Me "Thank you " VET "What do you feed him?" Me "He's been on a raw diet for the past 4 years VET "NO!! He's going to get sick and die! There is not enough nutritional value, you need to work with a nutritionist, that is an inappropriate diet! He will get parasites and bacteria infections! We do NOT condone that diet, you need to put him back on kibble RIGHT NOW!" Ok, maybe that last part is a LITTLE exaggerated, but I kid you not that's how the conversation went. If it's been working for 4 years, why change now? My ex had a husky. When we took them to petsmart together it was always "LOOK! They have two wolves! Look at the WOLVES!!!" Now, MAYBE in some northern breeds? But these two? Wolves? __________________ ~Emergency Vet Tech Berlin vom Spartanville 1/13/13 Zeke 5/25/07 Luther 2008 - 7/23/12 "Take this trouble from me: Make sure my shepherd dog remains a working dog, for I have struggled all my life long for that aim." Max Von Stephanitz

01-23-2013, 06:13 AM	#197 (permalink)
Anubis_Star Master Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Colorado Posts: 692	LOVED my older neighbor that was CONVINCED Zeke was part... get this... GREYHOUND! haha REALLY???? __________________ ~Emergency Vet Tech Berlin vom Spartanville 1/13/13 Zeke 5/25/07 Luther 2008 - 7/23/12 "Take this trouble from me: Make sure my shepherd dog remains a working dog, for I have struggled all my life long for that aim." Max Von Stephanitz

01-22-2013, 08:49 AM	#194 (permalink)
zivagirl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Just north of south Posts: 419	"Mom, will Beth ever learn that she's not a lap dog?"

01-23-2013, 06:52 AM	#198 (permalink)
TrentL Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 249	Funniest things said about your dog We get asked all the time if Draven is a king shepherd and we say no a purebred German Shepherd and the still push the king on us till I get cranky and explain kings aren't purebred German shepherds but a mix breed with German shepherd gets oh so tiring Sent from Petguide.com Free App __________________ Draven - GSD - 07/26/2012

01-23-2013, 10:11 AM	#199 (permalink)
frillint1 Master Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 699	This one is about Smokey. It happens all the time. was at the park walked around the corner and lady saw Smokey (husky/shepherd) screamed top of lungs "WOLF" and took off running to her husband and she was hyperventilating "hunny, hunny omg, a wolf pointing to Smokey" Then I had him in the pet store a kid pulled his dads shirt and said look daddy a wolf. He picked his son up and told him he needs to watch out because the wolf (Smokey) looked like he was about to bite his leg off. __________________ I love my two boys Smokey and Chief. Smokey is that one of a kind dog. I also really love my 4 precious guinea pigs.

01-23-2013, 11:51 AM	#200 (permalink)
lesslis Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 83	My Dad said i have the canine equivalent to Forest Gump. He does everything very well, but not sure why!!!! __________________ GSD Penni v pet 5 GSD Hoax v Wildhaus aka Tebow-2 Bailey v pet 13 yrs 7-2-2009

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