If Dogs could brag about the size of their owners...

[Ingrid]

"I am pretty sure that is a caucasian ovcharka - amazing breed!"

Are you referring to the human or the dog in the picture?
(Sorry, I couldn't resist...)

[ShenzisMom]

[Holmeshx2]

"and she says I have rolls!"

[PaddyD]

Mine would say:
"Is at the bottom of the standard for height but in the middle for weight"
"Moves like a Mastiff"
"Resource guards his potato chips"
"Growls at me whenever I stick my nose in his crotch"
"Makes me wait hours to pee, while he goes every couple of hours
and even in the middle of the night"
"Has no waistline and is always looking at mine"
"Thinks that going for a walk means he has to talk in a high voice"
"Can't throw a ball far enough for me to get a decent run"
"Thinks that if he scratches my butt I will be forever obedient"

[Ingrid]

"Mine would say this:

'Low maturity' "

Mine would say the same thing (or immaturity?). That's how this thread got started in the first place.

[iBaman]

"Little over standard for height, below weight standard (underweight?)"
"May be human aggressive"
"Resource guards sticks, leaves, and anything else outside I try to touch"

[Mary&Stella]

Originally Posted by PaddyD

Mine would say:
"Is at the bottom of the standard for height but in the middle for weight"
"Moves like a Mastiff"
"Resource guards his potato chips"
"Growls at me whenever I stick my nose in his crotch"
"Makes me wait hours to pee, while he goes every couple of hours
and even in the middle of the night"
"Has no waistline and is always looking at mine"
"Thinks that going for a walk means he has to talk in a high voice"
"Can't throw a ball far enough for me to get a decent run"
"Thinks that if he scratches my butt I will be forever obedient"

Oh you made me smile
Thank you for my evening chuckle!!!

[brembo]

"Need to change diet, excessively gassy."
"Generally very docile, but I think he'll defend when threatened."
"Getting older, joints creak...need to get him some glucosamine"
"Very territorial in the bed"

[Mrs.K]

"in standard but grossly obese, 300 pounds BEAT THAT! HAH!"
"good pigment, beautiful if she wasn't obese"
"dominant"
"can be aggressive but has her snuggly moments"
"barker"
"no allergies"
"Arthritis due to the weight"

[KZoppa]

"Very territorial. Grouchy. Controlling. Won't let me drink all the water in the bowl and then slosh it all over the kitchen and what I can of the rest of the house."