My rude awakening

**jocoyn** · 01-22-2012, 08:46 PM

You know.

Beau at 6 months is a cross between a tasmanian devil and a whirling dirvish. Last night I crashed early because we have had a weekend long certification test and at day two I was exhausted. Cold and wet weekend did not help.

So at about midnight my husband takes him out. Between the rain and not picking up the poo this weekend (I was gone) Beau clearly got some on his feet.

How do I know? Because when my husband opened the door guess who came careening into our bedroom and jumped on me in the bed dog with a wet coat from the rain and the poo on his feet and all (Oh, yes he is NOT allowed on the bed).

The sheets, the pillowcases, the comforter, the nightgown.....all had to come off! And having about 60 pounds land on top of you while soundly asleep......what a way to wake up!

Stevenzachsmom · 01-22-2012, 08:48 PM

AW....Aren't dogs great? LOL!

juliejujubean · 01-22-2012, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stevenzachsmom

AW....Aren't dogs great? LOL!

I blame the husband :P

Daisy&Lucky's Mom · 01-22-2012, 09:11 PM

Beau was very excited to see you .Was that the Taz or dervish w/ poo on the feet? Hope you finally got some rest. At our house its been mud on the bed or on me as I tried to go to work.

Wolfiesmom · 01-22-2012, 09:13 PM

EWW!!!! I think that definitely tops my rude awakening last week!

KZoppa · 01-22-2012, 09:16 PM

OOH! Bad hubby!!!!!! All his fault it happened.

bianca · 01-23-2012, 05:16 AM

I hope you made Hubby change and wash the linen!

FG167 · 01-23-2012, 10:18 AM

Gross!!!

RealityDreamer · 01-23-2012, 07:04 PM

Gosh, that's just nasty... :S

Lol

Don't we just love our dogs?!

RubyTuesday · 01-23-2012, 11:37 PM

Nancy, years ago, da Vinci my 1st Irish Wolfhound, careened into the bed next to me & I awoke to this gawdawful stench. Struggling out of a deep sleep I soon realized it was smeared across the sheets & pillows as well as all over da V's back end. What to do but wake up & deal with it....Getting up I realized there was a trail down the hall, splattered on the stairs & dribbled across the kitchen floor. I cleaned it up just thankful it wasn't even worse. Then I opened the door to the boot porch. My guy had gone through the dog door & dumped what appeared to be at least 5 lbs of raw, reeking sewage on the rough wooden floor with reallly wide, deep cracks b/w its individual boards. It took all night to clean up & I was so immersed in the stench I couldn't tell begin to tell how badly the porch still smelled.

Stress, particularly heat & humidity, gave da Vinci violent, EXPLOSIVE diarrhea. Unfortunately, his temperament was a bit wonky & his back end firing like a mutant cannon scared the beejeebers out of him so he'd bolt, literally trying to flee his own machine gun butt!

Loved that guy. Loved him madly & will never forget him...Nor will I forget his 'issues' which while relatively mild manifested badly.

Looong way of saying, I feel for you. I really do.

01-22-2012, 08:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
jocoyn Moderator Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 8,052	My rude awakening You know. Beau at 6 months is a cross between a tasmanian devil and a whirling dirvish. Last night I crashed early because we have had a weekend long certification test and at day two I was exhausted. Cold and wet weekend did not help. So at about midnight my husband takes him out. Between the rain and not picking up the poo this weekend (I was gone) Beau clearly got some on his feet. How do I know? Because when my husband opened the door guess who came careening into our bedroom and jumped on me in the bed dog with a wet coat from the rain and the poo on his feet and all (Oh, yes he is NOT allowed on the bed). The sheets, the pillowcases, the comforter, the nightgown.....all had to come off! And having about 60 pounds land on top of you while soundly asleep......what a way to wake up! __________________ Nancy www.scsarda.org Grim (Grimmy Bear) & Beau (Bo-dee man) Waiting at the Bridge: Cyra, Toby, Rainbow, Linus, Oscar, Arlo & Waggles

01-22-2012, 09:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
Wolfiesmom Crowned Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 3,810	EWW!!!! I think that definitely tops my rude awakening last week! __________________ Mom to Chases Wolfgang Heinrich Von Ryan aka Wolfie born 12/20/09 Waiting for us at the bridge is Chases Chieftain aka Chiefy Left this earth and left a hole in our hearts July 2000

01-22-2012, 09:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
KZoppa Crowned Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Maryland kinda missing CO Posts: 13,832	OOH! Bad hubby!!!!!! All his fault it happened. __________________ The more people I meet and talk to,the more I love my dogs and their intelligence. www.krystalscollarcreations.weebly.com Riley GSD/BC 1/10/05 Zena GSD 6/1/03 Shasta GSD 5/5/10

01-23-2012, 05:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
bianca Knighted Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 3,328	I hope you made Hubby change and wash the linen! __________________ Miss Molly Moo (aka The Piranha/The four legged Mouth) GSD 31/10 Raennik Hassan (Cooper) GSD 19/10/11 Paris Tabby Cat 15 years Texas Tabby Cat 15 years

01-23-2012, 10:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
FG167 Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 1,428	Gross!!! __________________ Falon ~ Kastle (GSD) ~ Eden (CWC) ~ Sketch (SM) ~ Click dogs' names to view individual blogs

01-22-2012, 08:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stevenzachsmom Knighted Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,494	AW....Aren't dogs great? LOL!

01-22-2012, 09:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
Daisy&Lucky's Mom Knighted Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,437	Beau was very excited to see you .Was that the Taz or dervish w/ poo on the feet? Hope you finally got some rest. At our house its been mud on the bed or on me as I tried to go to work.

01-23-2012, 07:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
RealityDreamer Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 130	Gosh, that's just nasty... :S Lol Don't we just love our dogs?! __________________ "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. "

01-23-2012, 11:37 PM	#10 (permalink)
RubyTuesday Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,315	Nancy, years ago, da Vinci my 1st Irish Wolfhound, careened into the bed next to me & I awoke to this gawdawful stench. Struggling out of a deep sleep I soon realized it was smeared across the sheets & pillows as well as all over da V's back end. What to do but wake up & deal with it....Getting up I realized there was a trail down the hall, splattered on the stairs & dribbled across the kitchen floor. I cleaned it up just thankful it wasn't even worse. Then I opened the door to the boot porch. My guy had gone through the dog door & dumped what appeared to be at least 5 lbs of raw, reeking sewage on the rough wooden floor with reallly wide, deep cracks b/w its individual boards. It took all night to clean up & I was so immersed in the stench I couldn't tell begin to tell how badly the porch still smelled. Stress, particularly heat & humidity, gave da Vinci violent, EXPLOSIVE diarrhea. Unfortunately, his temperament was a bit wonky & his back end firing like a mutant cannon scared the beejeebers out of him so he'd bolt, literally trying to flee his own machine gun butt! Loved that guy. Loved him madly & will never forget him...Nor will I forget his 'issues' which while relatively mild manifested badly. Looong way of saying, I feel for you. I really do.

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