My rude awakening

[KZoppa]

Originally Posted by RubyTuesday

Nancy, years ago, da Vinci my 1st Irish Wolfhound, careened into the bed next to me & I awoke to this gawdawful stench. Struggling out of a deep sleep I soon realized it was smeared across the sheets & pillows as well as all over da V's back end. What to do but wake up & deal with it....Getting up I realized there was a trail down the hall, splattered on the stairs & dribbled across the kitchen floor. I cleaned it up just thankful it wasn't even worse. Then I opened the door to the boot porch. My guy had gone through the dog door & dumped what appeared to be at least 5 lbs of raw, reeking sewage on the rough wooden floor with reallly wide, deep cracks b/w its individual boards. It took all night to clean up & I was so immersed in the stench I couldn't tell begin to tell how badly the porch still smelled.

Stress, particularly heat & humidity, gave da Vinci violent, EXPLOSIVE diarrhea. Unfortunately, his temperament was a bit wonky & his back end firing like a mutant cannon scared the beejeebers out of him so he'd bolt, literally trying to flee his own machine gun butt!

Loved that guy. Loved him madly & will never forget him...Nor will I forget his 'issues' which while relatively mild manifested badly.

Looong way of saying, I feel for you. I really do.

OMG i just laughed so hard!!!! Mutant cannon. ROTF!!!

[APCURLS]

Originally Posted by RubyTuesday

Stress, particularly heat & humidity, gave da Vinci violent, EXPLOSIVE diarrhea. Unfortunately, his temperament was a bit wonky & his back end firing like a mutant cannon scared the beejeebers out of him so he'd bolt, literally trying to flee his own machine gun butt!

Read this out loud to my husband and we're still crying! Sooo gross and yet so funny!! "Machine gun butt" ... Priceless!Thanks for sharing!

[jocoyn]

Oh, my - it makes my poo on the paws sound mild! Eeeeek.