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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: San Marcos, TX
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(sorry for no caps, im on phone)
at my dads xmas party, one of his friends came. hes "that" friend...the one that never shuts up, interrups everyone, and always has a story to one-up yours. my dad was bragging about rocky and of course his friend has a story to tell.. apparently his cousin in europe breeds german shepherds for protection that dont ever get trained and just know protection from instinct...and top out at 180 pounds! they sell for a minimum of 30000$ and they are born weighing 7 pounds. when he asked how much rocky weighed and i said 70lbs, he said her pups weigh 70 at 4 months easy.... i asked him why they were so big when the standard is 80 and he said that the dogs were from the original gsd line and that my dog was bred from an inferior line made for americans. he also made fun of my brother and sister because she goes to community college and he had to take a semester off to save up money. he apparently is best friends with the president of costa rica, learned english in 3 months, got his phd at age 15 and skipped every grade of highschool in 3 days by testing out the funny thing is, my dad said he quit school in middle school in venezuela bc he got a girl pregnant...now he lives off social secuirty and has 8 kids by 5 different women, and all his kids only know spanish and they live in a 2 bedroom apartment with 1 bath. kinda weird for someone with a phd that knows a president.... (not putting down this lifestyle, just saying it doesnt fit his story) my mother and i had a great laugh the next day over all his stories so he gave me some good laughs. i cant imagine what goes through this guys head....he must have some good dreams at night. |
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Dallas, TX
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I know people like that..... Really I have two in my family. They are sad and pathetic IMO. Habitual liers..... I would just laugh it off even though it's extreamly irritating. There is no changing that sort of behavior. Or at least I haven't had any luck after I have called them out on it. Just be thankful you are happy, heathly and live in reality!
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Northern Ontario
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I seen one of those!!! a pure gold GSD 1600/oz x 16=25600/lb x 180=4608000$
Next time you see him tell him he is wrong the dog actually costs 4608000$
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northern California
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This is why I like to avoid holiday family gatherings! I don't know if I'd be able to hold my tongue.
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Location: york township, mi
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can anyone say serious mental health issues. really serious. seriously.
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My uncle is like that, he tends to exaggerate a bit too.Like he would describe Tanner to people by saying "He is HUUGE!!", as if Tanner is the size of an elephant. My friend has a friend who likes to talk in a condescending tone as if she is better than you. Also if you talk about something that happened to you, she will try to up you with better stories.
He just wants to sound cool, and lies to do it.
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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Sometimes I am really glad we live 1000 miles away from family.
![]() My BIL is like that, also. The only difference...my BIL is a good liar. Those are the worst liars....the ones that are good at lying. So in summary...I have the lying BIL, another BIL that's always short money and wants to borrow some, I have another BIL that thinks he's better than everybody else and brags about everything he has, and another BIL that's whiny and complains about everything. I have a SIL that is a thief and liar. I have another SIL that is a ***ch and always wants to fight somebody and get into other people's business (I have actually seen her get into fights with other mothers about who's kid is better), and another SIL that thinks she's prefect. All her young kids wear the best clothes etc and she looks like she gets mad if you buy them something from Walmart or Target. She's the one that walks around with the disgusted look on her face when she's in anybody else's house. And the countless uncles...jail uncle, drunk uncle, crackhead uncle, nervous uncle, depressed uncle, divorced uncle, etc.... HAHA...don't you love family get together?
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