Beast's new word

dogsnkiddos · 10-10-2011, 02:38 PM

I have not shared any Beast and Boy tales in a while- not for lack of things happening, but simply because I have been so deep in mourning over Old Bitch, the joy has been hard to have. Here is one from today:

Boy has fancied himself a dog trainer for a few years now. He has devoured every book and website he can find and "works" Beast regularly. I have said before that when it comes to actually having control over the Beast second in command is certainly Boy. I have long thought it was simply because Beast humored Boy as a show of love and appreciation for his efforts. Boy works on various tricks with Beast with varying levels of success.

This morning Boy and Beast came tumbling in to my room. I was sitting on the edge of the bed putting on my shoes while my husband was standing at the foot of the bed. Boy and Beast both plopped on the bed.

Boy: Mom, I taught Beast a new word!
Me: Oh? What's that?
Boy: Nibble!
Me: Nibble?
Boy: Yeah watch. Beast, Nibble Daddy.

Beast is a large boy. He is TALL, he is fat, he is fangful. He is a bit of a bumbling oaf. Grace? Delicate? NO! He "nibbled" my husband all right!

Me: Boy! Why would you teach him that?! He will hurt someone. He does not realize how big he is as it stands!
Boy: I thought it would be great if he could nibble like he does his fur. Then he can help with the knots in Girl's hair when you aren't home!
Me: Really? Really? Somewhere along the way you thought it was a *good* idea to teach Beast to get his teeth on your sister's head?
Boy: I know she hates dog spit, but MOOOOM. Dad does a really bad job with her hair.

At this point Beast had grabbed Boy's foot. Boy had been ignoring him rolling all over on the bed in front of him. He dragged the boy off the bed and out in to the hall.

Boy: Maybe I should have taught him a better action for "come play with me"

Someday Beast will get his boy trained. Until then I get to watch (and hey- nibble might be handy- for when I only want to give him a BITE of my food)

ETA: No one was hurt in this story- though a bumbling oaf, Beast is never overly rough when he plays with us. The boy may have had his pride hurt...but he and his dog a tumble and toss types.

Lilie · 10-10-2011, 02:45 PM

Reading this story makes me wish I had a Beast and Boy living in my house! Love it!

Jax08 · 10-10-2011, 02:53 PM

Glad you are back! Beast and Boy withdrawal is the worst! So very sorry for your loss.

Stosh · 10-10-2011, 02:57 PM

What goes better together than a boy and a big dog?

Daisy&Lucky's Mom · 10-10-2011, 03:02 PM

Boy and Beast rule.My condolences on your loss.Could Nibble work on getting out knots in shoelaces? (LOL)

Dooney's Mom · 10-10-2011, 04:52 PM

My first Beast and Boy read! I found it absolutely hilarious- thanks for sharing!! (sorry about your loss as well)

dogsnkiddos · 10-10-2011, 06:02 PM

Lilie we might be able to arrange something- beast and boy shipped overnight maybe?

Jax08 · 10-10-2011, 07:12 PM

Hey! I"m closer! I want Beast and Boy first! I'll ship them to Lilie when it's her turn.

dogsnkiddos · 10-10-2011, 09:11 PM

Deal!

Jax08 · 10-10-2011, 09:20 PM

Woohoo!! I get the Beast and Boy..I get the Beast and Boy!

10-10-2011, 02:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
dogsnkiddos Master Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 683	Beast's new word I have not shared any Beast and Boy tales in a while- not for lack of things happening, but simply because I have been so deep in mourning over Old Bitch, the joy has been hard to have. Here is one from today: Boy has fancied himself a dog trainer for a few years now. He has devoured every book and website he can find and "works" Beast regularly. I have said before that when it comes to actually having control over the Beast second in command is certainly Boy. I have long thought it was simply because Beast humored Boy as a show of love and appreciation for his efforts. Boy works on various tricks with Beast with varying levels of success. This morning Boy and Beast came tumbling in to my room. I was sitting on the edge of the bed putting on my shoes while my husband was standing at the foot of the bed. Boy and Beast both plopped on the bed. Boy: Mom, I taught Beast a new word! Me: Oh? What's that? Boy: Nibble! Me: Nibble? Boy: Yeah watch. Beast, Nibble Daddy. Beast is a large boy. He is TALL, he is fat, he is fangful. He is a bit of a bumbling oaf. Grace? Delicate? NO! He "nibbled" my husband all right! Me: Boy! Why would you teach him that?! He will hurt someone. He does not realize how big he is as it stands! Boy: I thought it would be great if he could nibble like he does his fur. Then he can help with the knots in Girl's hair when you aren't home! Me: Really? Really? Somewhere along the way you thought it was a good idea to teach Beast to get his teeth on your sister's head? Boy: I know she hates dog spit, but MOOOOM. Dad does a really bad job with her hair. At this point Beast had grabbed Boy's foot. Boy had been ignoring him rolling all over on the bed in front of him. He dragged the boy off the bed and out in to the hall. Boy: Maybe I should have taught him a better action for "come play with me" Someday Beast will get his boy trained. Until then I get to watch (and hey- nibble might be handy- for when I only want to give him a BITE of my food) ETA: No one was hurt in this story- though a bumbling oaf, Beast is never overly rough when he plays with us. The boy may have had his pride hurt...but he and his dog a tumble and toss types. __________________ Join Beast on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/...00000909655241

10-10-2011, 02:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lilie Crowned Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Texas Posts: 6,290	Reading this story makes me wish I had a Beast and Boy living in my house! Love it! __________________ Hondo Von Dopplet L Bauernhof "Hondo"- GSD Lilie's Tug McGraw "Tug" - Golden Retriever Maggie - Mini Dachshund (Rescue) Lonestar - Texas Blue Lacy Funyon, Ashe, Soot - Barn Cats Scooter /1/2 Arabian, Shadow, Katie / APHA

10-10-2011, 04:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dooney's Mom Master Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Deland, Fl Posts: 646	My first Beast and Boy read! I found it absolutely hilarious- thanks for sharing!! (sorry about your loss as well) __________________ Wendy Beaulieu's Dooney Von Pell- GSD 01/25/2011 RIP- Skye- WGSD 1991-2007 2 psycho cats- Diva & Jake

10-10-2011, 06:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
dogsnkiddos Master Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 683	Lilie we might be able to arrange something- beast and boy shipped overnight maybe? __________________ Join Beast on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/...00000909655241

10-10-2011, 09:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
dogsnkiddos Master Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 683	Deal! __________________ Join Beast on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/...00000909655241

10-10-2011, 02:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jax08 Crowned Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NNE PA Posts: 14,337	Glad you are back! Beast and Boy withdrawal is the worst! So very sorry for your loss.

10-10-2011, 02:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stosh Crowned Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: tyler texas Posts: 8,434	What goes better together than a boy and a big dog?

10-10-2011, 03:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
Daisy&Lucky's Mom Knighted Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,437	Boy and Beast rule.My condolences on your loss.Could Nibble work on getting out knots in shoelaces? (LOL)

10-10-2011, 07:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
Jax08 Crowned Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NNE PA Posts: 14,337	Hey! I"m closer! I want Beast and Boy first! I'll ship them to Lilie when it's her turn.

10-10-2011, 09:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jax08 Crowned Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NNE PA Posts: 14,337	Woohoo!! I get the Beast and Boy..I get the Beast and Boy!

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