Yuck! I was walking around with dog poop on my pants!

Germanshepherdlova · 10-06-2011, 11:04 AM

I was out taking my dogs for their morning walk, which is a brisk 45 min to an hour walk. We were only about 10 minutes into the walk when my lab pooped and I have don't know exactly how this happened but I was carrying a grocery bag with an extra dog leash in it because I was going to stop at my moms house which is along the way and pick up her dog and take him walking with us-and I buy potty bags that come in a small roll for cleaning up the mess and I got one out and cleaned up the poop. I must have set my grocery bag down accidentally where the poop had been on the grass because when I got to my moms house and knocked on the door and happened to glance down-Yuck! There was poop smeared all over my pants and then I noticed there were also smears on the grocery bag. The poop must have somehow got on the grocery bag and then rubbed off on me as I was walking. How embarrassing to continue this walk with poop on my pants!!!!!

What's the most disgusting thing that has happened to you while exercising your dog?

Konotashi · 10-06-2011, 11:09 AM

Gross! LOL
I was walking around one time and I could not, for the life of me, figure out where that horrid POOP smell was coming from. I looked at the bottom of my shoe (after forever) and there was a giant glomp of dookie hanging out on my shoe. Blech!

I think the nastiest thing would have to be when we were bringing Aiden and Yoda home from Arkansas, Aiden got carsick and puked all down Yoda's back and on my feet! (They were in the floorboard of my seat - there was no room anywhere else). That was a looooong ride home.....

Germanshepherdlova · 10-06-2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Konotashi

Gross! LOL
I was walking around one time and I could not, for the life of me, figure out where that horrid POOP smell was coming from. I looked at the bottom of my shoe (after forever) and there was a giant glomp of dookie hanging out on my shoe. Blech!

I think the nastiest thing would have to be when we were bringing Aiden and Yoda home from Arkansas, Aiden got carsick and puked all down Yoda's back and on my feet! (They were in the floorboard of my seat - there was no room anywhere else). That was a looooong ride home.....

That is really, really gross! That must have been fun to clean up.

msvette2u · 10-06-2011, 11:32 AM

Well I wasn't out exercising my dogs, but one Sunday AM I had them outside to potty and when I got to church, I had dog doo on my shoe! It got on the carpet! I moved away from it really quickly and stood a ways away and someone saw it and said "Oh, look what one of the kids dragged in!!" and they cleaned it up. I thought I was going to DIE

We were pretty new to the church and I wasn't going to raise my hand to claim ownership of that poop!!

Here a month or two ago, we picked up a little puppy from a gal who'd found it, and were still running errands so made a few more stops. My mom and dad were in the back seat and were holding and playing with the puppy (who'd been dumped so was traumatized a bit) and we stopped at a hardware store. Hubby and my dad went in, and Mom and I were still in the car. We started smelling poop so I said, I'll take the little guy out. I did so but he didn't "go" so I chalked it up to gas.
Well I get back in the car and turn around and realize it's too late, the dog had already "gone" and it dropped onto the floor mat.
But that wasn't the worst of it - the worst of it was, the poop was by where my dad was sitting and we realized he'd stomped on it while getting out of the car to go in the store. We had a good laugh imagining him walking around the store with poop on his shoe, tracking it all over the place! OOPS!!

Germanshepherdlova · 10-06-2011, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by msvette2u

Well I wasn't out exercising my dogs, but one Sunday AM I had them outside to potty and when I got to church, I had dog doo on my shoe! It got on the carpet! I moved away from it really quickly and stood a ways away and someone saw it and said "Oh, look what one of the kids dragged in!!" and they cleaned it up. I thought I was going to DIE

We were pretty new to the church and I wasn't going to raise my hand to claim ownership of that poop!!

Here a month or two ago, we picked up a little puppy from a gal who'd found it, and were still running errands so made a few more stops. My mom and dad were in the back seat and were holding and playing with the puppy (who'd been dumped so was traumatized a bit) and we stopped at a hardware store. Hubby and my dad went in, and Mom and I were still in the car. We started smelling poop so I said, I'll take the little guy out. I did so but he didn't "go" so I chalked it up to gas.
Well I get back in the car and turn around and realize it's too late, the dog had already "gone" and it dropped onto the floor mat.
But that wasn't the worst of it - the worst of it was, the poop was by where my dad was sitting and we realized he'd stomped on it while getting out of the car to go in the store. We had a good laugh imagining him walking around the store with poop on his shoe, tracking it all over the place! OOPS!!

At church with dog poo-hope they didn't think that was what you were contributing to the money basket-lol. That is real embarrassing.

When did your dad realize that he had dog poop on his shoe? I am starting to feel less embarrassed by my morning dog situation by reading this story.

Lilie · 10-06-2011, 12:06 PM

We had a JRT that was more of my husband's dog. They were best buddies. At night, he slept next to hubby on the opposite side of me. One evening hubby got upset with the dog, I don't recall why, but they had a spat.

Late that night I awoke to hubby shouting in the dark, "what the hec is this?" I sat up in bed and turned on the light on the ceiling fan. There was hubby holding a dog turd between his fingers.

Apparently, the dog went UNDER the covers and pitched a tent and pooped against hubby's leg. The dog NEVER went in the house, much less under the covers in the bed. I've never had a dog that would go under covers to mess. I've never had a dog that messed on the bed.

I laughed and laughed and laughed...hubby didn't...but I did.

Germanshepherdlova · 10-06-2011, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lilie

We had a JRT that was more of my husband's dog. They were best buddies. At night, he slept next to hubby on the opposite side of me. One evening hubby got upset with the dog, I don't recall why, but they had a spat.

Late that night I awoke to hubby shouting in the dark, "what the hec is this?" I sat up in bed and turned on the light on the ceiling fan. There was hubby holding a dog turd between his fingers.

Apparently, the dog went UNDER the covers and pitched a tent and pooped against hubby's leg. The dog NEVER went in the house, much less under the covers in the bed. I've never had a dog that would go under covers to mess. I've never had a dog that messed on the bed.

I laughed and laughed and laughed...hubby didn't...but I did.

Talk about retaliation. hahahaha, he sure showed him! I once had a cat that took a crap on my pillow next to my head while I slept. I don't recall having ticked her off, but you never know with cats!

msvette2u · 10-06-2011, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Germanshepherdlova

At church with dog poo-hope they didn't think that was what you were contributing to the money basket-lol. That is real embarrassing.

When did your dad realize that he had dog poop on his shoe? I am starting to feel less embarrassed by my morning dog situation by reading this story.

Glad!!!
He didn't - we pointed it out to him when he came to get back in the car!!
We'd already cleaned off the floor mat so didn't want him to track it back in

catz · 10-06-2011, 12:36 PM

Gross stories but they are giving me a laugh

I was running across a field with Rio one day and somehow she crashed into the back of my legs sending me flying! Got up and checked her over as it was a pretty hard knock. Everyone was ok but I could smell rancid poop..
Took me a few min to realise I had fallan back into a big pile of poop and it was in my hair

Literally mushed into my long locks lol..
I had to walk home through the town past all the kids coming out of school with poop on my head.. Best day ever!

dogless · 10-06-2011, 12:45 PM

I was walking my dog in the winter. I use the small grocery bags to pick up poop. She pooped, and I picked it up. I happened to get some snow with it in the bag. The heat of the poop melted the snow and turned the poop/snow into a warm slush.

Little to my knowledge, the bag also had a hole in it. So this poop slush dripped all over my coat and pant leg.

Since it was cold out, I did not smell it at the time, so I went on my way, walking with poop all down my front

.

I didn't notice until I got home and took off the coat what had happened.

YUK.

Now I double check the bags to make sure they don't have holes in them at least.

10-06-2011, 11:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Germanshepherdlova Knighted Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: USA Posts: 2,935	The most disgusting thing that ever happened to me while out with my dog was…. I was out taking my dogs for their morning walk, which is a brisk 45 min to an hour walk. We were only about 10 minutes into the walk when my lab pooped and I have don't know exactly how this happened but I was carrying a grocery bag with an extra dog leash in it because I was going to stop at my moms house which is along the way and pick up her dog and take him walking with us-and I buy potty bags that come in a small roll for cleaning up the mess and I got one out and cleaned up the poop. I must have set my grocery bag down accidentally where the poop had been on the grass because when I got to my moms house and knocked on the door and happened to glance down-Yuck! There was poop smeared all over my pants and then I noticed there were also smears on the grocery bag. The poop must have somehow got on the grocery bag and then rubbed off on me as I was walking. How embarrassing to continue this walk with poop on my pants!!!!! What's the most disgusting thing that has happened to you while exercising your dog? __________________ You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Germa...96574693743892 Last edited by Germanshepherdlova; 10-06-2011 at 11:12 AM. Reason: Changed title

10-06-2011, 11:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
Konotashi Knighted Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Arizona Posts: 3,380	Gross! LOL I was walking around one time and I could not, for the life of me, figure out where that horrid POOP smell was coming from. I looked at the bottom of my shoe (after forever) and there was a giant glomp of dookie hanging out on my shoe. Blech! I think the nastiest thing would have to be when we were bringing Aiden and Yoda home from Arkansas, Aiden got carsick and puked all down Yoda's back and on my feet! (They were in the floorboard of my seat - there was no room anywhere else). That was a looooong ride home..... __________________ Ozzy - Chocolate Pom "In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog." My Photography

10-06-2011, 11:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
msvette2u Crowned Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Beautiful Pacific NW Posts: 5,533	Well I wasn't out exercising my dogs, but one Sunday AM I had them outside to potty and when I got to church, I had dog doo on my shoe! It got on the carpet! I moved away from it really quickly and stood a ways away and someone saw it and said "Oh, look what one of the kids dragged in!!" and they cleaned it up. I thought I was going to DIE We were pretty new to the church and I wasn't going to raise my hand to claim ownership of that poop!! Here a month or two ago, we picked up a little puppy from a gal who'd found it, and were still running errands so made a few more stops. My mom and dad were in the back seat and were holding and playing with the puppy (who'd been dumped so was traumatized a bit) and we stopped at a hardware store. Hubby and my dad went in, and Mom and I were still in the car. We started smelling poop so I said, I'll take the little guy out. I did so but he didn't "go" so I chalked it up to gas. Well I get back in the car and turn around and realize it's too late, the dog had already "gone" and it dropped onto the floor mat. But that wasn't the worst of it - the worst of it was, the poop was by where my dad was sitting and we realized he'd stomped on it while getting out of the car to go in the store. We had a good laugh imagining him walking around the store with poop on his shoe, tracking it all over the place! OOPS!! Last edited by msvette2u; 10-06-2011 at 11:36 AM.

10-06-2011, 12:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lilie Crowned Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Texas Posts: 6,290	We had a JRT that was more of my husband's dog. They were best buddies. At night, he slept next to hubby on the opposite side of me. One evening hubby got upset with the dog, I don't recall why, but they had a spat. Late that night I awoke to hubby shouting in the dark, "what the hec is this?" I sat up in bed and turned on the light on the ceiling fan. There was hubby holding a dog turd between his fingers. Apparently, the dog went UNDER the covers and pitched a tent and pooped against hubby's leg. The dog NEVER went in the house, much less under the covers in the bed. I've never had a dog that would go under covers to mess. I've never had a dog that messed on the bed. I laughed and laughed and laughed...hubby didn't...but I did. __________________ Hondo Von Dopplet L Bauernhof "Hondo"- GSD Lilie's Tug McGraw "Tug" - Golden Retriever Maggie - Mini Dachshund (Rescue) Lonestar - Texas Blue Lacy Funyon, Ashe, Soot - Barn Cats Scooter /1/2 Arabian, Shadow, Katie / APHA

10-06-2011, 12:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
catz Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Ireland, Kilkenny Posts: 444	Gross stories but they are giving me a laugh I was running across a field with Rio one day and somehow she crashed into the back of my legs sending me flying! Got up and checked her over as it was a pretty hard knock. Everyone was ok but I could smell rancid poop.. Took me a few min to realise I had fallan back into a big pile of poop and it was in my hair Literally mushed into my long locks lol.. I had to walk home through the town past all the kids coming out of school with poop on my head.. Best day ever!

10-06-2011, 12:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
dogless Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,376	I was walking my dog in the winter. I use the small grocery bags to pick up poop. She pooped, and I picked it up. I happened to get some snow with it in the bag. The heat of the poop melted the snow and turned the poop/snow into a warm slush. Little to my knowledge, the bag also had a hole in it. So this poop slush dripped all over my coat and pant leg. Since it was cold out, I did not smell it at the time, so I went on my way, walking with poop all down my front . I didn't notice until I got home and took off the coat what had happened. YUK. Now I double check the bags to make sure they don't have holes in them at least.

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