Bad Grendel! Bad BAD Grendel!

Jelpy · 09-08-2010, 04:04 PM

Five minutes. That's all it took. It was pouring outside so I turned Grendel and her new shadow, Sweep, into the closed garage to run around and dry off. A newly cleaned Garage, an immaculate garage, A garage that you would be proud to eat dinner in. I came back in five minutes and......twelve double rolls of toilet paper were shredded and strewn around. The horses blanket had been pulled down, unfolded and peed on. A book that I had presumably been interested in reading had been located and every page torn out and stepped on. my full recyclable bin had had every piece of paper, plastic and aluminum removed and chomped on. A fifty pound bag of dog food was torn open, as well as a fifty pound bag of dirt. The place is a wreck. And all in five minutes. There is no doubt in my mind that the instigator, perhaps even the sole perpatrator of said outrages was Grendel. She didn't even have the decency to look ashamed.

Jelpy and the mesquite mafia

KZoppa · 09-08-2010, 04:10 PM

oh wow.....

Good_Karma · 09-08-2010, 04:11 PM

OMG. Hire them out as a wrecking crew.

squerly · 09-08-2010, 04:40 PM

Well, we only have your word to go on and it's quite possible that you're exagerating to some degree... I think pictures are not only in order, but are more or less a requirement.

Stosh · 09-08-2010, 04:42 PM

Would love to see a picture of that! I bet they had fun

paulag1955 · 09-08-2010, 04:49 PM

I can't really type a proper response until I after I clean my monitor.

Whiteshepherds · 09-08-2010, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squerly

Well, we only have your word to go on and it's quite possible that you're exagerating to some degree... I think pictures are not only in order, but are more or less a requirement.

I agree.

vat · 09-08-2010, 05:24 PM

Oh for sure, pictures are required!

Jelpy · 09-08-2010, 06:18 PM

Sadly, I am the only person in the western hemisphere without a digital camera or even a normal camera. Therefore Grendel's rampage shall not be recorded for the ages.

Jelpy

codmaster · 09-08-2010, 06:36 PM

They are quick!

09-08-2010, 04:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jelpy Master Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mesquite, Tx Posts: 906	Bad Grendel! Bad BAD Grendel! Five minutes. That's all it took. It was pouring outside so I turned Grendel and her new shadow, Sweep, into the closed garage to run around and dry off. A newly cleaned Garage, an immaculate garage, A garage that you would be proud to eat dinner in. I came back in five minutes and......twelve double rolls of toilet paper were shredded and strewn around. The horses blanket had been pulled down, unfolded and peed on. A book that I had presumably been interested in reading had been located and every page torn out and stepped on. my full recyclable bin had had every piece of paper, plastic and aluminum removed and chomped on. A fifty pound bag of dog food was torn open, as well as a fifty pound bag of dirt. The place is a wreck. And all in five minutes. There is no doubt in my mind that the instigator, perhaps even the sole perpatrator of said outrages was Grendel. She didn't even have the decency to look ashamed. Jelpy and the mesquite mafia __________________ My furs are not in storage, nor draped across the bed. They're peering out the kennel door just waiting to be fed. (Anonymous)

09-08-2010, 04:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
Good_Karma Crowned Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 4,103	OMG. Hire them out as a wrecking crew. __________________ Leah: Newbie dog owner Niko: American Showline GSD 2 1/2 years old Rosa: American Muppet Dog (GSD/Border Collie mix) 3 years old

09-08-2010, 04:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
paulag1955 Knighted Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Western Washington Posts: 2,781	I can't really type a proper response until I after I clean my monitor. __________________ Paula Shasta - GSD (4/30/10) RIP Duchess - Shetland Sheepdog (12/25/88 - 2/14/04)

09-08-2010, 05:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
vat Knighted Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Kingston, IL Posts: 3,027	Oh for sure, pictures are required! __________________ Valerie Shewana's Maximum Velocity (aka Max) Shewana's Hot-Spice (aka Callan) Kaycee 11/97-5/10 Rio 10/08-2/10 Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.

09-08-2010, 06:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jelpy Master Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mesquite, Tx Posts: 906	Sadly, I am the only person in the western hemisphere without a digital camera or even a normal camera. Therefore Grendel's rampage shall not be recorded for the ages. Jelpy __________________ My furs are not in storage, nor draped across the bed. They're peering out the kennel door just waiting to be fed. (Anonymous)

09-08-2010, 04:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
KZoppa Crowned Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Maryland kinda missing CO Posts: 13,832	oh wow.....

09-08-2010, 04:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
squerly Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 104	Well, we only have your word to go on and it's quite possible that you're exagerating to some degree... I think pictures are not only in order, but are more or less a requirement.

09-08-2010, 04:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stosh Crowned Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: tyler texas Posts: 8,434	Would love to see a picture of that! I bet they had fun

09-08-2010, 06:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
codmaster Crowned Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: California, US Posts: 4,772	They are quick!

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