For example, this gem my sister sent today (WARNING: Some off-color language)--
YOU THREW THE BALL...
Except you didn't. You only pretended to throw it. You let me chase after absolutely nothing for 500 feet. Or fifty feet. Or five miles. I don't know. I'm not good at judging distances. I'm a dog. My point here is that YOU, sir, are a f***ing a**hole.
YOU THREW THE BALL...
Except you didn't. You only pretended to throw it. You let me chase after absolutely nothing for 500 feet. Or fifty feet. Or five miles. I don't know. I'm not good at judging distances. I'm a dog. My point here is that YOU, sir, are a f***ing a**hole.