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Old 12-31-2012, 02:26 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Nzo here

I think my ears are really good but I heard Master say that today is New Ears Eve. I think that means that tomorrow everyone gets a New Ear. The donkey will be really pleased cos his old ears donít work anyway. They donít even stand up on his head like real ones do.

I wonder what my New Ear will be like and where it will fit?

I hope everyone has a good New Ear.

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Old 12-31-2012, 02:47 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Happy New Ear to you too
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Old 12-31-2012, 04:25 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Happy New Ears to you and Donkey. I think you have nice ears too.
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Old 12-31-2012, 04:40 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Happy New Ear Nzo!!
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Old 01-13-2013, 06:09 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Well I hope everyone had a really good New Ear. Master put on a tartan skirt then frightened me by making strange screechy noises in the middle of the night with Her, shaking paws with the giants that live next door and rubbing their noses together. Glad they didnít do that to me but only ruffled my headÖ..must have been to make my new ear fit better. After that Master and Her went to bed and slept for days and days and days.

This is me with my new ear.



I decided to eat it to hide it from the donkey and it was really yummy. I think it used to belong to a pig or something, at least thatís what Master said before I scoffeded it.

I decided this was a good time to make some New Ear revolutions about things I will try to do before I get my next new ear.

1. Stop the donkey from snoring so loudly cos it disturbs me sleeping.
2. Try to play with the garden snake without biting its head off and killing it Ė cos it seems to uspet Master when I do that.
3. Hippotise Her to give me a food bowl the same size as the donkey.
4. Finish ripping my bed cushion apart so Master gets me a new one.
5. Remember where I buried my second best favourite stick.
6. Shrink the donkey even more that I already have.
7. Find a way to get my metal bucket out of the wall Master built so I can play with it again.

I think thatís a really big number of things to do but as Iím getting so big I can do big things now.

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Nzo sounds like you have alot to do this ear. I cant wait to hear all about your revolutions.
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Old 01-13-2013, 10:49 PM   #87 (permalink)
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I'll bet you can accomplish your "new ear revolutions"! Don't forget to use those pretty eyes of yours for the 'sad looks' that may work better on master and her than on the donkey!
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Old 01-20-2013, 03:25 PM   #88 (permalink)
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I invented more sno this week. Iím not sure how I do it cos it always seems to happen when Iím sleeping. I even saw a giant on the haunted fishtank Master and Her watch talking about sno so I must have invented lots of it this time.

A good thing about sno is that you can follow marks where things have waked. I make lots of marks in my sno.


I followed these marks today hoping to find something exciting


But all I found at the end was the stoopid donkey.


I managed to make him change colour this week so he is easier to see in my sno.


I workeded out this was Master marks


So this must have been Her marksÖ..not sure how she managed to make them though!


Maybe the best thing about sno is when you come back into The House Master starts the really hot fishtank so me and the donkey can be warm and dry. The donkey rarely moves once its on Ė I think heíll get googly eyes staring at it all night.


Sometimes Master feeds the fishtank and it gets really hot, then I like to move away a bit.


But once it cools down, I get close too.


Today I spent so long out in my sno that I think i used up all my energies and when I came inside I just fell down asleep in the first place I found. Good thing I was really comfortable.


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Nzo, you sure are full of magic! Maybe you could make the sno go away, and bring some great springtime weather. It would give you grass to run through, weeds and flowers to dig up and some great mud to play in! If you could manage to make that happen in the US, I'd be really grateful!!!
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:36 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Iíve had a really big day today. I invented even more sno and then Master decided that today is something called Haggis Hunting Day because of some Scottish poet person called Rabbie Burns whoever he is! Its really hard to describe what a haggis, even for me but I think this is what one is.

To a Haggis

A haggis is a funny thing
It doesnít laugh, it doesnít sing
Its got four legs so it can run
It likes to stay out of the sun

Its bodyís yellow with orange toes
It even wears some funny clothes
It wears something around its neck
That looks a bit like tartan check

Master said todays the day
Weíre going to hunt one right away
He seemed to want one for his tea
His secret weapon? That was me!

We looked all over to find a clue
Some haggis droppings that were new
I helped Master hunt high and low
We even searched out in my Sno

You have to sneak up really still
It takes an awful lot of skill
We found one by the garden gate
I helped Master really great

It tried to run away from me
I chased it up the nearest tree
Its legs were bent and really wonky
It runs a bit like stoopid donkey

Master got it with one shot
And took it home to fill the pot
I think haggis is really yummy
Especially when its in my tummy


















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