I think I have been a very good boy today.
I have heard that sometimes a big fat man in a red suit comes to The House to try to steal things.
Master must of heard of him too cost he was wearing a jumper with the manís face on so that me and the donkey would recognise him too.
And the giants have some wanted statues that look like him too so we dont forget his face.
I heared a strange noise last night, a bit like lots of donkeys standing on the top of The House.
When I went out I found the big fat burgler from Masterís jumper trying to break in and steal things from the house. He had lots of things in a bag which he must have stealed from another house already.
He came down a ladder into The Garden and the donkey tried to tell him how to get in
but I tried to stop him...
I think he was trying to get over to here but I stopped him.
I chased him through The Garden.
He tried to hide in The Woods but I finded him there too.
I made a loud woof which made him run away....but I got his hat!
I think Master and Her are very happy with me but not happy with the donkey cos I think he was trying to help the burgler. I tried to tell them that I think him and some other donkeys were making the funny noise on the top of The House last night.
In fact he looks just like another of Master's Wanted statues
So its lucky that I live here otherwise that man would have got into The House and stole lots of things from Master and her and spoiled their day.