|03-26-2014 12:49 AM|
Omg. I was trying to read these to my husband. He thinks I'm an idiot now. So good. Haha!
|03-26-2014 12:36 AM|
|03-25-2014 11:47 PM|
Text messages from a dog
My brother sent me a link to "Text messages from a dog" Texts From a Dog | The Bored Ninja - Fun, Interesting, and Cool Stuff on the Internet which I found very ammusing. I don't know if those are based on real life events but here is one that is based on something that happened to me last week:
Ringo: Sorry about getting you up so often last night.
Chris: Don’t worry about it, you can’t help having diarrhoea.
Ringo: Well I felt guilty about it so I cleared up all the mess.
Chris: Awww thanks… Erm how did you clear it up?
Ringo: I ate it.
Chris: OMG that’s disgusting, I think I’m going to be sick!
Ringo: Yes it made me sick too – but I cleared that up as well
Chris: You are NEVER licking my face EVER again!!