Why can't people ...

arycrest · 12-19-2011, 07:19 AM

Why can't people call a penis a penis when discussing a male dog's anatomy? I see all kinds of slang synonyms used in lieu of penis, yet I don't see people using slang terms for female body parts or other parts of the body found in both sexes. I recall years ago when Mrs. Bobbit bobbed Mr. Bobbit's penis, the newscasters in the DC area used every slang nomenclature imaginable except for calling it what it was ... a penis.

Jelpy · 12-19-2011, 07:43 AM

Um...we're talking about um........tallywhackers, right? Wells, honestly I think the fact is that it's hard to use the word pe- um pen-- um... that word that you're using for male um....junk and all, because it such a kinda AWKWARD word..... I mean even the sound of ....of.... p...... you know you, it just sorta sounds like peanuts only not quite and somehow removing the the 'T' sound just makes it so...um...um... personal...I guess. I mean..I see your point that we should simply use the appropriate term for the masculine genetalia region , but I would personally just have a lot of trouble coming right out and using that term for their....thing.

I hope that helped.

Jelpy

arycrest · 12-19-2011, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jelpy

Um...we're talking about um........tallywhackers, right? Wells, honestly I think the fact is that it's hard to use the word pe- um pen-- um... that word that you're using for male um....junk and all, because it such a kinda AWKWARD word..... I mean even the sound of ....of.... p...... you know you, it just sorta sounds like peanuts only not quite and somehow removing the the 'T' sound just makes it so...um...um... personal...I guess. I mean..I see your point that we should simply use the appropriate term for the masculine genetalia region , but I would personally just have a lot of trouble coming right out and using that term for their....thing.

I hope that helped.

Jelpy

Kittilicious · 12-19-2011, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jelpy

Um...we're talking about um........tallywhackers, right? Wells, honestly I think the fact is that it's hard to use the word pe- um pen-- um... that word that you're using for male um....junk and all, because it such a kinda AWKWARD word..... I mean even the sound of ....of.... p...... you know you, it just sorta sounds like peanuts only not quite and somehow removing the the 'T' sound just makes it so...um...um... personal...I guess. I mean..I see your point that we should simply use the appropriate term for the masculine genetalia region , but I would personally just have a lot of trouble coming right out and using that term for their....thing.

I hope that helped.

Jelpy

Best answer ever.

abby · 12-19-2011, 09:48 AM

I like gentlemans sausage as said by Jeremy Clarkson on top gear once

Emoore · 12-19-2011, 10:00 AM

Probably the same reason they don't like to see it.

msvette2u · 12-19-2011, 10:29 AM

They do the same with a v-jay-jay!!!

cassadee7 · 12-19-2011, 11:12 AM

Because "lipstick" is so much more descriptive!

Freestep · 12-19-2011, 11:17 AM

My clients usually get uncomfortable with strict nomenclature, so I usually say "girl parts" or "boy parts" just to put them at ease.

ChancetheGSD · 12-19-2011, 02:13 PM

I have a feeling some of this was directed towards me. I can call a penis a penis and in an actual serious conversation, I do. (Unless talking to a client, in that case I tend to refer to them as "Boy/Girl parts" like Freestep said) I just find "red lipstick" to be a funny term (and in my defense, picked it up from another member here!!) and I've always described Chances PENIS as a "peewinkle". ie. Company is over and Chance is sitting in the middle of the living room licking his PENIS which my response is then "Chance, put your peewinkle away or do it in another room". I feel it's a little better than saying "Chance stop licking your penis/**** in front of everyone".

Oh and yes, I use the term "vajayjay" too.

12-19-2011, 07:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
arycrest Crowned Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Central Florida Posts: 8,092	Why can't people ... Why can't people call a penis a penis when discussing a male dog's anatomy? I see all kinds of slang synonyms used in lieu of penis, yet I don't see people using slang terms for female body parts or other parts of the body found in both sexes. I recall years ago when Mrs. Bobbit bobbed Mr. Bobbit's penis, the newscasters in the DC area used every slang nomenclature imaginable except for calling it what it was ... a penis. __________________ Gayle & the Hooligans Mac, Slider, Bruiser, & Faith MY BRIDGE KIDS: Andy, Abbey, Tasha, Tex, Echo, Yukon, JR, Too, Niki, Bo, Ringer, Kelly, & Honey The Hooligans Photo Albums!

12-19-2011, 07:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jelpy Master Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mesquite, Tx Posts: 906	Um...we're talking about um........tallywhackers, right? Wells, honestly I think the fact is that it's hard to use the word pe- um pen-- um... that word that you're using for male um....junk and all, because it such a kinda AWKWARD word..... I mean even the sound of ....of.... p...... you know you, it just sorta sounds like peanuts only not quite and somehow removing the the 'T' sound just makes it so...um...um... personal...I guess. I mean..I see your point that we should simply use the appropriate term for the masculine genetalia region , but I would personally just have a lot of trouble coming right out and using that term for their....thing. I hope that helped. Jelpy __________________ My furs are not in storage, nor draped across the bed. They're peering out the kennel door just waiting to be fed. (Anonymous)

12-19-2011, 10:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
Emoore Crowned Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: North DFW, TX Posts: 9,215	Probably the same reason they don't like to see it. __________________ Rocky vom Backyard- 10 years young Kopper vom Felssclucht Bach - 17 months At the Bridge: Cash van der Animal Shelter 2006-2010

12-19-2011, 11:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
cassadee7 Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: WA Posts: 1,254	Because "lipstick" is so much more descriptive! __________________ Shawn Mom to five kids and Speedy the Wonderdog, (toy poodle/pom mix), 13 years old "Saber" Jette vom Wildhaus CGC 11/09/10

12-19-2011, 11:17 AM	#9 (permalink)
Freestep Knighted Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Northern California Posts: 3,092	My clients usually get uncomfortable with strict nomenclature, so I usually say "girl parts" or "boy parts" just to put them at ease. __________________ Luka von Sontausen, CD Vinca von Sontausen, CGC Freestep's Beluga Whale, BWD

12-19-2011, 09:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
abby Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Indiana Posts: 272	I like gentlemans sausage as said by Jeremy Clarkson on top gear once

12-19-2011, 10:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
msvette2u Crowned Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Beautiful Pacific NW Posts: 5,533	They do the same with a v-jay-jay!!!

12-19-2011, 02:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
ChancetheGSD Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,918	I have a feeling some of this was directed towards me. I can call a penis a penis and in an actual serious conversation, I do. (Unless talking to a client, in that case I tend to refer to them as "Boy/Girl parts" like Freestep said) I just find "red lipstick" to be a funny term (and in my defense, picked it up from another member here!!) and I've always described Chances PENIS as a "peewinkle". ie. Company is over and Chance is sitting in the middle of the living room licking his PENIS which my response is then "Chance, put your peewinkle away or do it in another room". I feel it's a little better than saying "Chance stop licking your penis/**** in front of everyone". Oh and yes, I use the term "vajayjay" too. __________________ Gretchen -7.5 week old GSD Zoey -14 year old Pekapom Chance -(GSD/Kelpie) 6/2007-6/23/2011

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