What I want from a GSD

Konotashi · 01-25-2012, 01:12 AM

I just want a pet - so I don't need a dog with any fancy papers or those health titles since I'm not going to show him.

I want a big 150 lb. dog to be able to show off to everyone! Those big dogs are the best, and what a REAL GSD should be!

I want my puppy to be aggressive and protect me by the time he's 6 months old, preferably sooner.

I don't have time for exercise or training, so I want a GSD because they're smart and will basically train themselves! Since I can't spend much time with him, he'll spend most of his days outside. But I know that will make him smelly, so he won't be allowed inside.

When someone walks by the house and he gets out and attacks someone, that will prove that he's protective! I don't want to neuter him because everyone wants a GSD that's huge and over-protective, so I'll breed him!

I'll feed him a quality diet of Pedigree and table scraps!

mycobraracr · 01-25-2012, 01:19 AM

Funny, that's what I am looking for. Hmm...

Lucy Dog · 01-25-2012, 01:29 AM

Have you checked craigslist?

MamaTank · 01-25-2012, 06:24 AM

Sounds like what most of the people in my area are looking for in any dog.

doggiedad · 01-25-2012, 06:29 AM

i don't think Ozzy is going to like this.

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Originally Posted by Konotashi

I just want a pet - so I don't need a dog with any fancy papers or those health titles since I'm not going to show him.

I want a big 150 lb. dog to be able to show off to everyone! Those big dogs are the best, and what a REAL GSD should be!

I want my puppy to be aggressive and protect me by the time he's 6 months old, preferably sooner.

I don't have time for exercise or training, so I want a GSD because they're smart and will basically train themselves! Since I can't spend much time with him, he'll spend most of his days outside. But I know that will make him smelly, so he won't be allowed inside.

When someone walks by the house and he gets out and attacks someone, that will prove that he's protective! I don't want to neuter him because everyone wants a GSD that's huge and over-protective, so I'll breed him!

I'll feed him a quality diet of Pedigree and table scraps!

doggiedad · 01-25-2012, 06:30 AM

that's funny!!!

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Originally Posted by Lucy Dog

Have you checked craigslist?

01-25-2012, 01:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Konotashi Knighted Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Arizona Posts: 3,380	What I want from a GSD I just want a pet - so I don't need a dog with any fancy papers or those health titles since I'm not going to show him. I want a big 150 lb. dog to be able to show off to everyone! Those big dogs are the best, and what a REAL GSD should be! I want my puppy to be aggressive and protect me by the time he's 6 months old, preferably sooner. I don't have time for exercise or training, so I want a GSD because they're smart and will basically train themselves! Since I can't spend much time with him, he'll spend most of his days outside. But I know that will make him smelly, so he won't be allowed inside. When someone walks by the house and he gets out and attacks someone, that will prove that he's protective! I don't want to neuter him because everyone wants a GSD that's huge and over-protective, so I'll breed him! I'll feed him a quality diet of Pedigree and table scraps! __________________ Ozzy - Chocolate Pom "In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog." My Photography

01-25-2012, 01:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
Lucy Dog Crowned Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Connecticut Posts: 5,180	Have you checked craigslist? __________________ Paul

01-25-2012, 06:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
MamaTank Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Cornelia, Georgia Posts: 45	Sounds like what most of the people in my area are looking for in any dog. __________________ Caesar- WGSD (1/22/05) Keira-APBT (1/1/11) And the felines: Poe, Maverick, Willow

01-25-2012, 01:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
mycobraracr Master Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: USA Posts: 520	Funny, that's what I am looking for. Hmm...

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