 |
|
 |       |
 |
|
|
||||||
 |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools |
01-17-2012, 04:29 PM
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,833
|
Things You Never Thought You'd Say
What kind of things do you say often now that you never thought you'd find yourself saying before you got a dog or GSD?
I'll go first: - "Stop eating your bed." - "I don't think this poop is firm enough." - "Don't eat the carpet!"
__________________
Viking vom Zeder-Kamme (11/19/2011) |
|
|
| Sponsored Links | |||
Advertisement | |||
|
01-17-2012, 04:34 PM
|
#2 (permalink) |
|
Master Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 908
|
"Don't play with your penis in public. Wait till you get home."
"If you don't stop eating your poop, you are not getting any more kisses."
__________________
Puddi 11/15/10 Rescue GSD/Golden Whiskey von Huerta Hof 12/20/10 WGSL GSD Wiva vom Drache Feld 2/3/11 WGSL GSD |
|
|
|
|
01-17-2012, 04:38 PM
|
#4 (permalink) |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Central Illinois
Posts: 387
|
"you've got cat poop breath"
"stop eating your toy basket" "I see mean squirrels, get the mean squirrels!" I'm sure there are a few more!
__________________
Christina Kya - GSD 7/15/00 Phinneas - Min Pin 2/4/08 Milla - AKA "Hannibal" GSD 2/10/12 TJ - GSD 2/27/99-8/7/11 
|
|
|
|
|
01-17-2012, 04:43 PM
|
#6 (permalink) |
|
Knighted Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: USA
Posts: 2,935
|
No! Don't eat your poop!
Good boy! Here is your duck treat! Did the dogs poop? Did it look normal? When my husband or son walk the dog I always say-Make sure you take the poop bags!
__________________
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Germa...96574693743892 |
|
|
|
|
01-17-2012, 04:47 PM
|
#7 (permalink) |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: SoCal
Posts: 379
|
"STOP BITING MY FEET! NO FEEEEEEET!!!!!"
"Go away, **** breath" "Ok, who threw up now?" "Ok, who is bleeding?" "You better take your pills. Don't spit them out of the cheese" There are many more I can't conjure due to it being normal, lol. I honestly never thought I would ever YELL at my dog though. Sometimes the barking between 3 GSDs all feeding off of each other is a bit much. We are working on it, the whole habituation thing 
|
|
|
|
|
01-17-2012, 04:56 PM
|
#9 (permalink) |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Ocala, Fl
Posts: 289
|
"you wanna go by byes?"
Well, her poop isn't as firm as I'd like it Jasmine don't lick yourself there in my kitchen going the bedroom Jaz, can you please get out I'm trying to pee. Jasmine dont sit on mommy your crushing her. *sighs and gets off then a moan* Jaz jaz you wanna go see grandma? |
|
|
|
|
01-17-2012, 05:01 PM
|
#10 (permalink) |
|
Knighted Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Arizona
Posts: 3,380
|
"Wanna go pie-pie?" (Potty).
"I don't mind touching his wiener, as long as his red rocket isn't out!" (For when I have to wrap my arm underneath him to hold him for flyball, LOL). "Om nom nom nom, RAWWWR, hahaha, haaaa papapapapa!" (When I play with him).
__________________
Ozzy - Chocolate Pom "In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog." My Photography |
|
|
|
| Sponsored Links | |
Advertisement | |
|
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
