Things You Never Thought You'd Say - Page 8

Moddex · 01-29-2012, 10:13 PM

"Why are you in my bed covered in mud?"
"Stop pouncing at Jinx (the cat)....No, kissing Jinxy wont make him feel better."
"OOOH! You little floosey, spreading your legs for a belly rub"
Me- "HAHAHA, GET HER!" My girlfriend "NO ROXXI, STOP HUMPING MOMMA!"

Holmeshx2 · 01-30-2012, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moddex

"Why are you in my bed covered in mud?"
"Stop pouncing at Jinx (the cat)....No, kissing Jinxy wont make him feel better."
"OOOH! You little floosey, spreading your legs for a belly rub"
Me- "HAHAHA, GET HER!" My girlfriend "NO ROXXI, STOP HUMPING MOMMA!"

LOL my girl is Jinx so normally its "Jinx stop pouncing" haha

elisabeth_00117 · 01-30-2012, 12:23 AM

"Stop licking at your sister's crotch!"

Yup... that one had both me and my friend in hysterics today...

Zefra is in heat and Stark is constantly at her.... trying to lick her.. (they are separated and highly supervised) so now we are on lock down.

wyoung2153 · 01-30-2012, 04:05 PM

Just this morning..

After feeding them..
"Eww get away from me with your nasty raw meaty breath."

After checking the new one's poo..
"Really??? Are sticks and leaves the main part of your diet now?"

"Stop that! What if I just licked my crouch all the time????"
HAHAHA gross.

Oskar der Drachen · 01-31-2012, 01:59 AM

Just this lunchtime...

"Did you really climb in the window?! Yes, I *know* you did it. There's muddy paw prints on the glass!"

"Eww, is that a snail? Take it outside, YES *Outside* snail!"

(I sure wasn't going to go in after it, and he wouldn't spit it out.)

Konotashi · 01-31-2012, 03:14 AM

At the flyball tournament, I was following Ozzy around waiting for him to poop. When he did, I literally cheered and went, "Yay! You pooped!"
Honestly, never thought I would CHEER for a turd.

ladyfreckles · 01-31-2012, 07:05 PM

"If you keep trying to lick the cat you're gonna get a smack." - My cats will "smack" you with their paws instead of scratch. The only time they really use their claws is when playing with feathers or clinging to you for dear life when you're holding them and someone else is in the room.

"Stop eating my hair!"

"Oh you're going to bite me while I'm giving you a handshake? Here, bite your paw instead."

"My pants really aren't that interesting, buddy!" When I wear yoga pants they're loose at the bottom and swish while I walk. He loves to attack them.

idahospud49 · 02-19-2012, 10:59 PM

Every morning putting his collar on, "You are not a horse, it does NOT go in your mouth!!!!"

Oskar der Drachen · 02-20-2012, 03:44 AM

"I TOLD you not to bite the electric fence. I bet you don't do THAT again!"

Miss Molly May · 02-20-2012, 08:00 AM

I was in my back yard with Molly and hide a bully stick for her to find. I started saying out loud "find your penis good girl you love penis don't you" then I look over and the neighbors were looking at us laughing. I was so embarrassed

01-30-2012, 12:23 AM	#73 (permalink)
elisabeth_00117 Crowned Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Waterloo, Ontario Posts: 7,251	"Stop licking at your sister's crotch!" Yup... that one had both me and my friend in hysterics today... Zefra is in heat and Stark is constantly at her.... trying to lick her.. (they are separated and highly supervised) so now we are on lock down. __________________ Battleborn Hundesport Wild Winds Archangel Raphael "Stark", HIC (2009-04-10) Wild Winds Zephyr "Zefra" (2011-04-15) *Beau* 03/08/97 to 06/07/10

01-30-2012, 04:05 PM	#74 (permalink)
wyoung2153 Master Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: North Florida Posts: 632	Just this morning.. After feeding them.. "Eww get away from me with your nasty raw meaty breath." After checking the new one's poo.. "Really??? Are sticks and leaves the main part of your diet now?" "Stop that! What if I just licked my crouch all the time????" HAHAHA gross. __________________ v/r Whitney Commander Charlie Titan-15 Jan 2010 Lady Athena-Boerboel-10 Oct 2011 Gulf Coast Search and Rescue

01-31-2012, 01:59 AM	#75 (permalink)
Oskar der Drachen Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Inglewood, New Zealand Posts: 243	Just this lunchtime... "Did you really climb in the window?! Yes, I know you did it. There's muddy paw prints on the glass!" "Eww, is that a snail? Take it outside, YES Outside snail!" (I sure wasn't going to go in after it, and he wouldn't spit it out.) __________________ Ignorance is Fixable Contrary to popular thought, life does not hinge around big decisions at crisis points, but small everyday decisions that lead almost inexorably to crisis. Virtue lies in not being lazy when choosing, even in a small way.

01-31-2012, 03:14 AM	#76 (permalink)
Konotashi Knighted Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Arizona Posts: 3,380	At the flyball tournament, I was following Ozzy around waiting for him to poop. When he did, I literally cheered and went, "Yay! You pooped!" Honestly, never thought I would CHEER for a turd. __________________ Ozzy - Chocolate Pom "In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog." My Photography

01-31-2012, 07:05 PM	#77 (permalink)
ladyfreckles Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,833	"If you keep trying to lick the cat you're gonna get a smack." - My cats will "smack" you with their paws instead of scratch. The only time they really use their claws is when playing with feathers or clinging to you for dear life when you're holding them and someone else is in the room. "Stop eating my hair!" "Oh you're going to bite me while I'm giving you a handshake? Here, bite your paw instead." "My pants really aren't that interesting, buddy!" When I wear yoga pants they're loose at the bottom and swish while I walk. He loves to attack them. __________________ Viking vom Zeder-Kamme (11/19/2011)

01-29-2012, 10:13 PM	#71 (permalink)
Moddex New Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 7	"Why are you in my bed covered in mud?" "Stop pouncing at Jinx (the cat)....No, kissing Jinxy wont make him feel better." "OOOH! You little floosey, spreading your legs for a belly rub" Me- "HAHAHA, GET HER!" My girlfriend "NO ROXXI, STOP HUMPING MOMMA!"

02-19-2012, 10:59 PM	#78 (permalink)
idahospud49 Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Linden, Arizona Posts: 1,690	Every morning putting his collar on, "You are not a horse, it does NOT go in your mouth!!!!" __________________ Megan Amadeus 1/13/2003-10/20/2010 RIP Glock 1/25/2011

02-20-2012, 03:44 AM	#79 (permalink)
Oskar der Drachen Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Inglewood, New Zealand Posts: 243	"I TOLD you not to bite the electric fence. I bet you don't do THAT again!" __________________ Ignorance is Fixable Contrary to popular thought, life does not hinge around big decisions at crisis points, but small everyday decisions that lead almost inexorably to crisis. Virtue lies in not being lazy when choosing, even in a small way.

02-20-2012, 08:00 AM	#80 (permalink)
Miss Molly May Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern Ontario Posts: 1,794	I was in my back yard with Molly and hide a bully stick for her to find. I started saying out loud "find your penis good girl you love penis don't you" then I look over and the neighbors were looking at us laughing. I was so embarrassed __________________ RIP Velcro aka Little Pipi 9years old (September 22, 2011) Can't wait to meet you again! Miss Molly May - born November 15th 2009 Mr. Chewy - born July 10th 2011

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