What would you want your dog to do?

[Lenny]

Laugh and say good luck with that. Have a seat and watch the show.

[Sapakus]

A couple of months ago, a person came to our house and said he is in the area to clean the gutters and chimney and just going around offering his services to people in the neighborhood. When he saw Ice, he offered my mom to do it for free, and even come back couple of times in exchange for Ice. Obviously, my mom refused, but he insisted on coming in to atleast pet him to which she agreed. he said he grew up with german shepherds and looking to buy one again. Ice was calm and let the guy pet him, to which the guy said "See he likes me, ill treat him good!" but again, my mom was like "wth, no u can not have him"... anyways, she agreed to let him clean the gutters and chimney (he offered a pretty good deal)....

She gave him permission to come in through the backyard with his ladder to get to work. Ice was in the basement while mom went in the kitchen, all of sudden she heard barking and growling... stupid dude tried to open the sliding glass back door from the backyard to basement to pet him again. luckily he was able to close it back before Ice could get to him...

[GSDolch]

When Bailey was about a yr or so old I think. Give or take, I was walking at the park and it was getting dark. We started walking back to the car, she was infront of me a little bit. She is solid black, and like I said, it was getting dark, so there were some really dark places.

To get back to the car we had to walk under a bridge, on the side of the walk were bushes (yeah whos bright idea was that!). We get almost under the bridge and I see two hands, one on each side of me. Next thing I know *snarlgrowlsnarlsnalr CHOMP woowoowoowgrowlsnarl* and off goes some dude trying to run/limp away.

FREAKED ME OUT.

I actually posted that on here and got reemed by people saying my dog was now untrustworthy and I should not have let her do that. WHATEVER, they aren't here anymore and can shove it up their butt for all I care. The dude wasn't behind me, he was ON ME, more or less.

But, just to be safe I called my cousin who is a detective and his reply, "Whats he going to say, 'Yes officer, I was going to rape this woman and her dog bite me!', I'm sure that will go over real well with the officer".


ETA: Yes, I want them to act like a snarling im gonna eat you up monster IF <<<keyword here, IF the situation calls for it.