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HOBY 03-31-2014 02:53 PM

Wilson is missing!
 
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Somewhere between the evening hours of 9:20PM and 10:40PM EST on Tuesday March 25th 2014 Wilson disappeared from home. It is feared that Wilson may have been buried alive or is lost in the woods and can not find his way home. Wilson stands 10 inches and weighs about 22 oz. Red brown in color with black connecting oval stripes. Authorities have been contacted and an APB was sent out with a description and a photo. The main suspect in the disappearance of Wilson is known as Hoby Wan Kepuppy. Kepuppy was last seen with Whitey Ball [aka Yellow Spot, aka Striker] in the evening on the 25th at the edge of the forest hours before he was apprehended. The suspect is 10 months of age stands 2 feet 2 inches, weighs 85 pounds and is currently under house arrest. Kepuppy refuses to talk. Officer Friday [a little Dragnet music please] said "Whitey Ball is not a suspect at this time." The family asks in lieu of the case not being solved it would be appreciated that all concerned would make a donation to their local K9 Rescue. Thank you.
(photos: Wilson and Whitey Ball at Surfin Safari Festival summer 2013, Kepuppy with Whitey Ball just hours before Kepuppy was apprehended)

Shade 03-31-2014 03:01 PM

I had to read it through a few times then burst out laughing :D I blame the slow brain on it being Monday ;)

ayoitzrimz 03-31-2014 03:02 PM

OMG scared me until I actually read it :)

Chip18 03-31-2014 03:21 PM

Wilson..I get it! LOL

Mister C 03-31-2014 03:23 PM

It's possible that Wilson was kidnapped. Being such a young thing, maybe you could have an amber alert broadcasted so that Wilson can be rescued ASAP.

I also heard that Kepuppy is part of a local gang called the Unsniffables. You might want to look into that gang. I hear it's just like a pack of wild dogs.

ApselBear 03-31-2014 03:48 PM

This sounds like a case for Dog The Bounty Hunter. I hear he's good at finding people, when they're trying to disappear.

Chip18 03-31-2014 04:36 PM

My neighbors dogs are A holes I've called the cops and animal control on them over the years, sent them to court finally. Now I settle for utter contempt, Wilson shows up in my yard, I put a screw driver in him and the carcass goes in the trash!

Sorry hopeful he's in not in NV! :)

SuperG 03-31-2014 06:10 PM

Well...what do you expect?....it is NCAA hoops tournament time....

I might suggest the weekend of the Indy 500 to keep your car locked and keys secured.

SuperG

SuperG 03-31-2014 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Chip18 (Post 5302449)
My neighbors dogs are A holes I've called the cops and animal control on them over the years, sent them to court finally. Now I settle for utter contempt, Wilson shows up in my yard, I put a screw driver in him and the carcass goes in the trash!

Sorry hopeful he's in not in NV! :)


hehehehehehe...

SuperG

SunCzarina 03-31-2014 07:44 PM

This sounds like it might be the work of the notorious Edgewood Ripper, Venus the Menace. Wilson and several other unsuspecting basketballs in Edgewood have fallen victim to the Ripper. The Mars Soccerball barely made it out alive from it's encounter with the Ripper. Don't let the face fool you, she's surgically removing the feet from a CUZ.

Public service announcement from Otto to be on the look out for the ripper.

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