Ringo: Sorry about getting you up so often last night.
Chris: Don’t worry about it, you can’t help having diarrhoea.
Ringo: Well I felt guilty about it so I cleared up all the mess.
Chris: Awww thanks… Erm how did you clear it up?
Ringo: I ate it.
Chris: OMG that’s disgusting, I think I’m going to be sick!
Ringo: Yes it made me sick too – but I cleared that up as well
Chris: You are NEVER licking my face EVER again!!