You Must Do This! It's Funny!!

[RileyMay]

Pick the month your dog was born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
... May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends` boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I`m cool like that
Black---------because that`s how I roll.
Pink-----------because I`m NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I`m sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I`m AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he`s my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I`m stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I`m a Ninja!
None----------because I can`t control myself!

Banjo's " I kicked a goat in the elavator because that's how I roll."

Riley's " I kicked chuck norris in my car because that's how I roll!!

[CarrieJ]

Your title is so compulsive with the "YOU MUST DO THIS...." that strangely I feel that I must do so.

Alice: I licked a pickle in an elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Hm...it does seem to fit her.....

[RileyMay]

Originally Posted by CarrieJ

Your title is so compulsive with the "YOU MUST DO THIS...." that strangely I feel that I must do so.

Alice: I licked a pickle in an elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Hm...it does seem to fit her.....

Ahahaha!! Nice!!

[KZoppa]

Shasta ~ i jumped on my mobile phone sliding down a hill because thats how i roll.

WTF?! lol

[DharmasMom]

Dharma- I did the macarena with a gangster on your car because I am sexy and I do what I want. Uh, Okay. Lol.

[RileyMay]

Originally Posted by KZoppa

Shasta ~ i jumped on my mobile phone sliding down a hill because thats how i roll.

WTF?! lol

Ahaha! The what the freak, lol!!

[RileyMay]

Originally Posted by DharmasMom

Dharma- I did the macarena with a gangster on your car because I am sexy and I do what I want. Uh, Okay. Lol.

Lol!!

[ChristenHolden]

Bellas----I yelled at a snowman in a hole because the voices told me too. LOL ya ooook

[Snarly]

I kicked a spoon in a hole because I am NOT crazy. LOL

[Castlemaid]

Keeta: (made up birthdate) I licked a ninja under your bed because I think I need some serious help (LOL, that is EXACTLY like her!)

Gryff: I karate chopped a monster in line at the bank because I need some serious help. (Dang, that is NOT what Schutzhund training meant to achieve - but on the bright side, one less monster to worry about when you go to the bank!)