how to prepare for a new puppy...

selzer · 08-19-2011, 07:22 PM

Someone sent this to me. If it is a multiple please lock or delete it Love it!

How to Prepare for a New Puppy

Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places, and walk around barefoot in the dark.

Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by a blender.

Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "Be a good puppy, go potty now - hurry up - come on, lets go!"

Cover all your best suits with dog hair. Dark suits must use white hair, and light suits must use dark hair. Also float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning.

Play "catch" with a wet tennis ball.

Run out in the snow in your bare feet to close the gate

Tip over a basket of clean laundry, scatter clothing all over the floor.

Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that's where the dog will drag it anyway. (Especially when you have company.)

Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV program and run to the door shouting, "No no! Do that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the program.

Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning, and don't try to clean it up until you return from work that evening.

Gouge the leg of the dinning room table several times with a screwdriver -- it's going to get chewed on anyway

Take a warm and cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you will get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap.

-- Author Unknown

sagelfn · 08-19-2011, 07:27 PM

LOVE it!! Thanks for sharing

GSDAlphaMom · 08-19-2011, 08:27 PM

Practice throwing anything while laying on the couch.

Those were cute, had not seen them before.

robinhuerta · 08-19-2011, 09:12 PM

Wonderful! Loved it!

DharmasMom · 08-19-2011, 09:13 PM

That is great!!!

sna1987 · 08-21-2011, 09:13 PM

Cute. Also very reminiscent of these past few days at my house.

chelle · 08-21-2011, 09:22 PM

Haha that's super cute!!!!!

Only thing missing is to get used to 3AM, 4AM... you'll be seeing those times of day .... well... every morning for awhile! Thanks for the funny.

08-19-2011, 07:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
selzer Crowned Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Denmark, Ohio Posts: 17,499	how to prepare for a new puppy... Someone sent this to me. If it is a multiple please lock or delete it Love it! How to Prepare for a New Puppy Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places, and walk around barefoot in the dark. Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by a blender. Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "Be a good puppy, go potty now - hurry up - come on, lets go!" Cover all your best suits with dog hair. Dark suits must use white hair, and light suits must use dark hair. Also float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning. Play "catch" with a wet tennis ball. Run out in the snow in your bare feet to close the gate Tip over a basket of clean laundry, scatter clothing all over the floor. Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that's where the dog will drag it anyway. (Especially when you have company.) Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV program and run to the door shouting, "No no! Do that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the program. Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning, and don't try to clean it up until you return from work that evening. Gouge the leg of the dinning room table several times with a screwdriver -- it's going to get chewed on anyway Take a warm and cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you will get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap. -- Author Unknown __________________ RIP Arwen, CD RN CGC RIP Whitney, RN CGC Jenna, RN CGC Babs, CD RA CGC Herding Instinct Certificate Heidi, RA CGC Tori, RN CGC SG3 Odessa, SchH1, Kkl1, AD Ninja, RN CGC Milla, RN CGC Joy, Star Puppy, RN CGC Dolly & Bear

08-19-2011, 07:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
sagelfn Crowned Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Posts: 3,748	LOVE it!! Thanks for sharing __________________ -Brandi Sage 6-5-09 Facebook

08-19-2011, 09:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
robinhuerta Knighted Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 3,224	Wonderful! Loved it! __________________ Huerta Hof German Shepherds www.teamhuertahof.com ....where breeding is still considered an art....

08-19-2011, 09:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
DharmasMom Knighted Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 2,587	That is great!!! __________________ Debbi- Mom to: Dharma- GSD (2009) Oreo- beloved bunny waiting at the bridge for me. RIP little boo. (2002-2010) Tessa- 11yo GSD- Waiting at the Bridge for me. RIP sweet girl.

08-21-2011, 09:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
chelle Knighted Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Des Moines, IA Posts: 2,841	Haha that's super cute!!!!! Only thing missing is to get used to 3AM, 4AM... you'll be seeing those times of day .... well... every morning for awhile! Thanks for the funny. __________________ Dolly Eskie 6/03 Suri Shiba 10/07 Bailey WGSD/Husky x 5/11 Bailey's brother Tucker (rescue/foster dude) Tiger kitty '96 Information is power

08-19-2011, 08:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
GSDAlphaMom Knighted Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 2,230	Practice throwing anything while laying on the couch. Those were cute, had not seen them before.

08-21-2011, 09:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
sna1987 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oak Harbor, WA Posts: 31	Cute. Also very reminiscent of these past few days at my house.

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