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08-16-2011, 12:06 PM
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A Drunk Texas Cowboy....
An apparent Drunken Cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh Amarillo Theater.
When the Usher came by and noticed him, he whispered to the Cowboy, "Sorry, Sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The Cowboy just groaned but didn't even budge. The Usher became more impatient and insistent: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The Usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but without success. He just laid there in a dazed stupor. Finally they had enough and summoned the police. A Texas Ranger arrived, surveyed the situation briefly, then asked, "Alright buddy what's your name?" "Sam," the Cowboy moaned. "Where y'all from, Sam?"asked the Ranger. With terrible pain in his voice,a grim expression and without moving a muscle, Sam said, "The Balcony."
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08-16-2011, 01:09 PM
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LOL.... great story
 .Speaking of drunk Texas Cowboy....... Did you hear about the guy who stole a fork lift in Ft. Worth yesterday. He had his dog with him and was drinking and driving it all around town. At one point he threw out a beer can at a cop car. Not smart dude  .http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/081...an-on-forklift
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08-16-2011, 01:11 PM
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I saw that. He said he wouldn't stop because he was afraid his dog would get hurt.
Apparently he has some mental disorders and was off his meds and not the first time. He seemed to be pretty proud of himself on the interview. |
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08-16-2011, 01:13 PM
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Cranes just can't be that easy to drive! I guess you have to be drunk to operate one.
I wonder if he calls his dog..."Tom-Tom".......argh, couldn't resist.
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Good one!
