Little old Texas Lady

weber1b · 07-08-2011, 10:02 AM

Little Old Texas Lady
God Bless little old Ladies.

On the way to a monthly garden club meeting in a small Texas town, an elderly lady was stopped by a highway patrolman. He asked for her driver’s license and insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to the patrolman. In with the cards he was surprised to see she had a conceal carry permit. He looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something, body language or the way she said it, made him ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now he had to ask one more time if that was all, and she responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. The officer then asked her what was she so afraid of.

She looked him right in the eye and said, "Not a **** thing!"

Girth · 07-08-2011, 10:11 AM

Good one!

CLARKE-DUNCAN · 07-08-2011, 11:40 AM

DanielleOttoMom · 07-08-2011, 11:57 AM

story!! LOL

Lilie · 07-08-2011, 11:59 AM

....and THAT's the way we do it in Texas!

1sttimeforgsd · 07-08-2011, 12:01 PM

Loved it! Thanks for sharing.

07-08-2011, 10:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
weber1b Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 1,481	Little old Texas Lady Little Old Texas Lady God Bless little old Ladies. On the way to a monthly garden club meeting in a small Texas town, an elderly lady was stopped by a highway patrolman. He asked for her driver’s license and insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to the patrolman. In with the cards he was surprised to see she had a conceal carry permit. He looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something, body language or the way she said it, made him ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now he had to ask one more time if that was all, and she responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. The officer then asked her what was she so afraid of. She looked him right in the eye and said, "Not a **** thing!" __________________ Clover - GSD 6 yr old Rescue Max - GSD 4 yr old Shelter Patton - GSD 6 yr old Abandoned Rogue - Grey Tabby cat - 11 yr old Stray R.I.P. Spats, Sophie, Emmie, Pooh Bear Remember, if someone has a problem with you.........it is in fact their problem.

07-08-2011, 10:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
Girth Master Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Gainesville Fl Posts: 933	Good one! __________________ Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really. Carlotta O'Neill

07-08-2011, 11:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
CLARKE-DUNCAN Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: The UK Posts: 1,526	__________________ Nero looks at me with eyes of love, he thinks Im far to wonderful to criticise or judge Lisa-marie tally-breeze,Sable Gsd, (Nero) D.o.b 13/06/03

07-08-2011, 11:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
DanielleOttoMom Elite Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,954	story!! LOL __________________ Otto Blk GSD 02/23/10 Circe Blk Sable GSD 06/22/08 My fur babies!!

07-08-2011, 11:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Lilie Crowned Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Texas Posts: 6,289	....and THAT's the way we do it in Texas! __________________ Hondo Von Dopplet L Bauernhof "Hondo"- GSD Lilie's Tug McGraw "Tug" - Golden Retriever Maggie - Mini Dachshund (Rescue) Lonestar - Texas Blue Lacy Funyon, Ashe, Soot - Barn Cats Scooter /1/2 Arabian, Shadow, Katie / APHA

07-08-2011, 12:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
1sttimeforgsd Crowned Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: West Virginia Posts: 4,897	Loved it! Thanks for sharing. __________________ karen, mom to: ace-gsd (bi-color) 6/14/2010 mandy-yellow lab 1/31/2009 baby-terrier mix 11/25/2000

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