Warning to male puppy owners!

fam07 · 05-13-2011, 08:11 AM

Attention all male puppy owners this is a warning. If you have a large pup that's head is about the height of your patio chair...I say DON'T sit with you knees anything but locked together! Please for the sake of all things sacred don't make the mistake my husband made this morning while we were enjoying our morning coffee. I was enjoying my morning when I heard two almost simultaneous "yelps". One from my husband who had been violated with a puppy nip to a very sensitive area and one from our pup who found herself grabbed by the scruff and flat on the floor! When my husband recovered he apologized for scruffing the dog however in this case I thought it was very appropriate! If this happens to any of you guys I hope you are fortunate enough to have a more sympathetic wife as I found myself breaking out in laughter every five minutes for an hour after the "attack"!

GSDGunner · 05-13-2011, 08:22 AM

Trust me, it won't be so funny if/when you get nipped in the boob.

Then your husband will be returning favor.

When Gunner was a pup and still in the nipping phase, I was sitting in the chair and had bent over to get him a chew toy so he would leave me alone.
He hopped up and went to nip me, and got me in the boob instead.
I yelped so loud that he stood there, ears back like "ut-oh".

But yes, it is funny when it happens to someone else. Although as many times as my husband has been pawed "there", he might not find anything funny about it.

fam07 · 05-13-2011, 08:25 AM

LOL! Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee I would have spit it out! I plan to stay protected! Maybe viking armor!

GSDGunner · 05-13-2011, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by fam07

LOL! Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee I would have spit it out! I plan to stay protected! Maybe viking armor!

You can try but trust me, it can happen at a time when you least expect it.

PaddyD · 05-13-2011, 08:33 AM

Funny, thought you were talking about male puppies.
My female likes to 'appear' between our legs from behind.
Although, yesterday she came running out of the lake
at the dog park and 'greeted' a lady dog owner from
the front. Nicely placed wet spot.

fam07 · 05-13-2011, 08:38 AM

I guess now that I think about it, I have been victimized too. Our smallest Whippet, Moxie, likes to walk between my legs when I'm standing around. If I have a skirt on she stops mid way and I get goosed! Maybe my husband and I should start a support group!

Holmeshx2 · 05-13-2011, 09:50 AM

lol we've had it all I guess. Jinx has nailed daddy a few times in not so bad areas however never a bite normally a pounce or a nose jab. Now mommy on the other hand. I ALWAYS got bit in the boob during those evil landshark weeks. I have scars on my boobs where she would jump and nip and Id get a chunk taken out or a nice long slice god I'm glad that bitey period is over.

Powell · 06-07-2011, 04:48 PM

Someone I kinow as a Great Pyr that greets you by sniffing a man in the crotch and drooling and leaving a wet spot. Emma IS SO BAD!! I was warned and still got nailed.

Mickey my Silly Sibe has another. I will sit on the sofa and he'll climb up, lay on his side and put his head in my lap. IF I HAVE NO SHIRT on he will act like he is asleep then pull his head up and cold nose me in the arm pit, lay back down and smiile....

Powell

Wolfiesmom · 06-07-2011, 04:54 PM

Yup, Wolfie has got hubby and my two boys, and he has got me and my daughter in the boob.

kbnrommie02 · 07-13-2011, 11:14 AM

My puppy who is now 10 months old, used to bite my husband whenever he were shirtless and also he likes to paw at or step on him "down there". I have only ever been bit in the boob once when we were "dancing" he just grabbed it real quick.

They're funny aren't they?

05-13-2011, 08:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
fam07 Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 71	Warning to male puppy owners! Attention all male puppy owners this is a warning. If you have a large pup that's head is about the height of your patio chair...I say DON'T sit with you knees anything but locked together! Please for the sake of all things sacred don't make the mistake my husband made this morning while we were enjoying our morning coffee. I was enjoying my morning when I heard two almost simultaneous "yelps". One from my husband who had been violated with a puppy nip to a very sensitive area and one from our pup who found herself grabbed by the scruff and flat on the floor! When my husband recovered he apologized for scruffing the dog however in this case I thought it was very appropriate! If this happens to any of you guys I hope you are fortunate enough to have a more sympathetic wife as I found myself breaking out in laughter every five minutes for an hour after the "attack"! __________________ Monica

05-13-2011, 08:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
GSDGunner Knighted Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Near Atlantic City, NJ Posts: 2,195	Trust me, it won't be so funny if/when you get nipped in the boob. Then your husband will be returning favor. When Gunner was a pup and still in the nipping phase, I was sitting in the chair and had bent over to get him a chew toy so he would leave me alone. He hopped up and went to nip me, and got me in the boob instead. I yelped so loud that he stood there, ears back like "ut-oh". But yes, it is funny when it happens to someone else. Although as many times as my husband has been pawed "there", he might not find anything funny about it. __________________ Linda & Gunner 9/14/08 "Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs." - Martha Scott http://www.youtube.com/GSDGunner

05-13-2011, 08:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
fam07 Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 71	LOL! Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee I would have spit it out! I plan to stay protected! Maybe viking armor! __________________ Monica

05-13-2011, 08:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
fam07 Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 71	I guess now that I think about it, I have been victimized too. Our smallest Whippet, Moxie, likes to walk between my legs when I'm standing around. If I have a skirt on she stops mid way and I get goosed! Maybe my husband and I should start a support group! __________________ Monica

05-13-2011, 09:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
Holmeshx2 Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Ft. Bragg, NC Posts: 1,646	lol we've had it all I guess. Jinx has nailed daddy a few times in not so bad areas however never a bite normally a pounce or a nose jab. Now mommy on the other hand. I ALWAYS got bit in the boob during those evil landshark weeks. I have scars on my boobs where she would jump and nip and Id get a chunk taken out or a nice long slice god I'm glad that bitey period is over. __________________ Jinx vom Wildhaus

05-13-2011, 08:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
PaddyD Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: MassaCHEWsetts Posts: 5,222	Funny, thought you were talking about male puppies. My female likes to 'appear' between our legs from behind. Although, yesterday she came running out of the lake at the dog park and 'greeted' a lady dog owner from the front. Nicely placed wet spot.

06-07-2011, 04:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
Powell Master Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Silverstreet, SC Posts: 985	Someone I kinow as a Great Pyr that greets you by sniffing a man in the crotch and drooling and leaving a wet spot. Emma IS SO BAD!! I was warned and still got nailed. Mickey my Silly Sibe has another. I will sit on the sofa and he'll climb up, lay on his side and put his head in my lap. IF I HAVE NO SHIRT on he will act like he is asleep then pull his head up and cold nose me in the arm pit, lay back down and smiile.... Powell

06-07-2011, 04:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
Wolfiesmom Crowned Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 3,810	Yup, Wolfie has got hubby and my two boys, and he has got me and my daughter in the boob. __________________ Mom to Chases Wolfgang Heinrich Von Ryan aka Wolfie born 12/20/09 Waiting for us at the bridge is Chases Chieftain aka Chiefy Left this earth and left a hole in our hearts July 2000

07-13-2011, 11:14 AM	#10 (permalink)
kbnrommie02 New Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 10	My puppy who is now 10 months old, used to bite my husband whenever he were shirtless and also he likes to paw at or step on him "down there". I have only ever been bit in the boob once when we were "dancing" he just grabbed it real quick. They're funny aren't they?

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