A Blonde Joke.....

Lilie · 04-01-2011, 12:22 PM

GIRL BIKER BAR

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake..
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

wildo · 04-01-2011, 12:50 PM

HAHAHA!! Funny!

**Castlemaid** · 04-01-2011, 04:23 PM

Hahahah! I'm so glad I'm not blond! It would be so embarassing to have the jokes explained to me all the time!

GSDGunner · 04-01-2011, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Castlemaid

Hahahah! I'm so glad I'm not blond! It would be so embarassing to have the jokes explained to me all the time!

Hey!!!

Oh wait, I'm not a natural blond.....carry on!

Rott-n-GSDs · 04-01-2011, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GSDGunner

Hey!!!

Oh wait, I'm not a natural blond.....carry on!

Are you sure, Linda? *ducks*

Just kidding!!!

Good_Karma · 04-01-2011, 04:42 PM

Hahaha!! I'm a natural blonde and I love blonde jokes. This was a good one!

Jax08 · 04-01-2011, 04:46 PM

As a blonde, I'd like to say....

yuricamp · 04-01-2011, 05:40 PM

mssandslinger · 04-01-2011, 05:45 PM

im stealing this! its going on the Face book

Lin · 04-01-2011, 05:53 PM

I'm a natural blonde but dye my hair dark. My oldest friend (who knew me before I started dying my hair) likes to make "artificial intelligence" jokes.

04-01-2011, 12:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lilie Crowned Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: South Texas Posts: 6,289	A Blonde Joke..... GIRL BIKER BAR An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' __________________ Hondo Von Dopplet L Bauernhof "Hondo"- GSD Lilie's Tug McGraw "Tug" - Golden Retriever Maggie - Mini Dachshund (Rescue) Lonestar - Texas Blue Lacy Funyon, Ashe, Soot - Barn Cats Scooter /1/2 Arabian, Shadow, Katie / APHA

04-01-2011, 12:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
wildo Knighted Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 3,230	HAHAHA!! Funny! __________________ Willy Pimg - DOB: 2/06, CL1-R, CL1-S, CL1-F, CGC

04-01-2011, 04:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Castlemaid Moderator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Northern British Columbia Posts: 9,089	Hahahah! I'm so glad I'm not blond! It would be so embarassing to have the jokes explained to me all the time! __________________ Lucia Keeta BH, OB1, TR1, AD (HOT) Rottweiler/Hairy Dog mix?? Shelter rescue Gryffon Vom Wildhaus BH, OFA Good (HOT) "Bites Through the Sleeve" Cuddlebug, b: Mar 2009

04-01-2011, 04:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
Good_Karma Crowned Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 4,103	Hahaha!! I'm a natural blonde and I love blonde jokes. This was a good one! __________________ Leah: Newbie dog owner Niko: American Showline GSD 2 1/2 years old Rosa: American Muppet Dog (GSD/Border Collie mix) 3 years old

04-01-2011, 05:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
mssandslinger Master Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: arizona/ where we only have one season Posts: 643	im stealing this! its going on the Face book __________________ "And they call it...puppy looooovvveeee"

04-01-2011, 04:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jax08 Crowned Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NNE PA Posts: 14,330	As a blonde, I'd like to say....

04-01-2011, 05:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
yuricamp Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 130

04-01-2011, 05:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
Lin Knighted Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana Posts: 3,243	I'm a natural blonde but dye my hair dark. My oldest friend (who knew me before I started dying my hair) likes to make "artificial intelligence" jokes. __________________ Sorry dude. I can't live up to your expectations all of the time. Sometimes I'm going drink six miniature bottles of rum and then draw horses. That's just the way the world works. - Allie Brosh

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