Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland

[Raizo]

=) I don't know if anyone's posted this yet, and I've no idea who wrote it, but I thought it was amusing!

(Sung to the Tune of Winter Wonderland)

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree?
That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;

"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.

[paulag1955]

Some people are very clever.