My Private Part Died

Branca's Mom · 06-11-2010, 09:42 AM

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy, said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,

she replied,'Oh, I'm so sorry. Mr.Wallace. Please accept my condolences'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nursew Tracy,'Mr. Wallace,'she said,'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes', said Nurse Tracy.'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing'

Relayer · 06-11-2010, 09:51 AM

Well (blushing)... there seems to be a trend of penis threads here lately. We always called our males private parts their "lipstick."

I guess you can figure out why.

LaRen616 · 06-11-2010, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relayer

Well (blushing)... there seems to be a trend of penis threads here lately. We always called our males private parts their "lipstick."

I guess you can figure out why.

That's what we call Sinister's!!!

shannonrae · 10-23-2010, 11:17 AM

Red Rocket!

Wolfiesmom · 10-23-2010, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shannonrae

Red Rocket!

LMAO! That's what we call Wolfie's!

Good_Karma · 10-23-2010, 11:50 AM

Ewww on the joke. Hey, I've noticed Niko's "lipstick" never makes an appearance any more since he's been neutered.

PupperLove · 10-23-2010, 11:52 AM

HAHAHA!!!!! You are all too funny!!!

vat · 10-23-2010, 02:16 PM

LMAO!!! I am always telling Max to put his package away!

Deuce · 10-23-2010, 03:16 PM

Awesome

PaddyD · 10-23-2010, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Good_Karma

Ewww on the joke. Hey, I've noticed Niko's "lipstick" never makes an appearance any more since he's been neutered.

Never fear, it will reappear.

06-11-2010, 09:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
Branca's Mom Crowned Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 6,120	My Private Part Died An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy, said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,'Oh, I'm so sorry. Mr.Wallace. Please accept my condolences' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nursew Tracy,'Mr. Wallace,'she said,'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. 'Yes', said Nurse Tracy.'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas? 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing' __________________ TAMMY

10-23-2010, 11:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
Good_Karma Crowned Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 4,103	Ewww on the joke. Hey, I've noticed Niko's "lipstick" never makes an appearance any more since he's been neutered. __________________ Leah: Newbie dog owner Niko: American Showline GSD 2 1/2 years old Rosa: American Muppet Dog (GSD/Border Collie mix) 3 years old

10-23-2010, 11:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
PupperLove Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,084	HAHAHA!!!!! You are all too funny!!! __________________ ~Laura Jackson, nicknamed "Gehngi" GSD, 5/5/10 www.youravon.com/lauranicole

10-23-2010, 02:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
vat Knighted Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Kingston, IL Posts: 3,027	LMAO!!! I am always telling Max to put his package away! __________________ Valerie Shewana's Maximum Velocity (aka Max) Shewana's Hot-Spice (aka Callan) Kaycee 11/97-5/10 Rio 10/08-2/10 Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.

06-11-2010, 09:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
Relayer Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Winter Haven, FL USA Posts: 1,575	Well (blushing)... there seems to be a trend of penis threads here lately. We always called our males private parts their "lipstick." I guess you can figure out why.

10-23-2010, 11:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
shannonrae Master Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Maine Posts: 606	Red Rocket!

10-23-2010, 03:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
Deuce Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,833	Awesome

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