"The wise old German Shepherd"

LuvourGSDs · 03-24-2010, 12:56 AM

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long,
discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing
some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on
the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is
about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one
delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the
panther, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes
a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here,
squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on
his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running,
the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German
Shepherd says...
'Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
panther!

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth
and treachery!
BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.

A mind is like a parachute ........ it only functions if it is open

sagelfn · 03-24-2010, 01:56 AM

hahahaha thanks for sharing that!

EdBud · 12-21-2010, 10:51 PM

OHHH!!! That is thee best!!! LOL!!!

KZoppa · 12-21-2010, 10:55 PM

OMG thats awesome! i'm totally going to print that and frame it!!! too funny!

GSDLVR76 · 12-28-2010, 04:02 PM

Love it!!!

BestK9GSD · 12-28-2010, 05:43 PM

Priceless!! Thanks for

03-24-2010, 12:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
LuvourGSDs Crowned Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: OH Posts: 5,578	"The wise old German Shepherd" One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?' Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the panther, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!' Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes. The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther. The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine! Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says... 'Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther! Moral of this story... Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience. A mind is like a parachute ........ it only functions if it is open __________________ ~Jen~ Sable~ GSD 7 yrs. NJP, OJP, NAP, NAJ, NA, TN-N, NAC, NJC, CGC Shadow~ BGSD Adopted 6 yrs. RN, CGC Storm~ GSD 5 yrs. RA, TN-N, CGC Skyrah~ GSD Fun Sable Puppy "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."

03-24-2010, 01:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
sagelfn Crowned Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Posts: 3,748	hahahaha thanks for sharing that! __________________ -Brandi Sage 6-5-09 Facebook

12-21-2010, 10:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
KZoppa Crowned Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Maryland kinda missing CO Posts: 13,817	OMG thats awesome! i'm totally going to print that and frame it!!! too funny! __________________ The more people I meet and talk to,the more I love my dogs and their intelligence. www.krystalscollarcreations.weebly.com Riley GSD/BC 1/10/05 Zena GSD 6/1/03 Shasta GSD 5/5/10

12-28-2010, 04:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
GSDLVR76 Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Clovis, NM Posts: 1,186	Love it!!! __________________ He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your DOG. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. ~ Anonymous

12-28-2010, 05:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
BestK9GSD Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 338	Priceless!! Thanks for __________________ Kimber, M, GSD, 12/21/10 Casey, F, GSD/Rott, 5/2/99 Shadow M, GSD, '95-'09 "Born a Dog...Died a Gentleman"

12-21-2010, 10:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
EdBud Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Crystal Lake, IL Posts: 31	OHHH!!! That is thee best!!! LOL!!!

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