PETA vs. Bikers

aubie · 01-13-2010, 02:16 PM

Okay, I know it's not funny, but some of it is just so absurd it's hilarious!!

http://www.agweb.com/DiscussionBoard...?TOPIC_ID=9114

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Quote: When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.

Jax08 · 01-13-2010, 02:25 PM

I miss my biker friends!!!

Virginia · 01-13-2010, 02:37 PM

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Quote: "They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

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Quote: "I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

Everyone at work keeps looking at me cause I can't stop snickering.

I don't know, I think those PETA activists got what was coming to them.

Is wearing leather really that bad? I mean, if you eat any beef products, that's pretty much on the same level as wearing leather, isn't it?

Mandalay · 01-13-2010, 02:48 PM

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Quote:he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day

That must have really sucked for her! Ride around on a bike all day. UGH! The terror!

Pedders · 01-13-2010, 02:59 PM

Aubie, no it really is all funny!

How stupid do you have to be to go and abuse a bunch of bikers, even the most law-abiding, generous spirited bikers on the planet and not expect to be "invited to the party"?

Morons!

HDkutz · 01-13-2010, 03:16 PM

You do realize this was a joke.

SouthernThistle · 01-13-2010, 03:17 PM

What? No "swirlies?"

(Note that on the ORIGINAL posting of this "article," it's marked (Satire) off to the side. A couple of websites have picked up and cross-posted and left out that keyword

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Shandril2 · 01-13-2010, 03:19 PM

Is this for real? They can't be that stupid, right!?

Also, I just wanted to say ... biker dudes are very nice men, it's their women you gotta look out for!

Virginia · 01-13-2010, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted By: HDkutzYou do realize this was a joke.

Suspected as much since googling it led to no real news articles. Doesn't make it any less funny though. Plus, this is something I could definitely see PETA doing.

aubie · 01-13-2010, 04:00 PM

Oh, it's a joke but it's sooo funny and something I could possibly see happening!

01-13-2010, 02:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jax08 Crowned Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NNE PA Posts: 14,330	Re: PETA vs. Bikers I miss my biker friends!!! __________________ Michelle _________________________________________ Jax Von Monkeybutt, CGC Queen Banshee Boo Sierra the Undecided Cracker, The Great Shedder Rich N Handsome, "Red"

01-13-2010, 02:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Pedders Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Not sure anymore Posts: 1,053	Re: PETA vs. Bikers Aubie, no it really is all funny! How stupid do you have to be to go and abuse a bunch of bikers, even the most law-abiding, generous spirited bikers on the planet and not expect to be "invited to the party"? Morons! __________________ Success is never final; Failure is never fatal; Don't let your fears choose your destiny!

01-13-2010, 03:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
HDkutz Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: NE USA Posts: 9	Re: PETA vs. Bikers You do realize this was a joke.

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SouthernThistle Crowned Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Woodstock, GA Posts: 5,347	Re: PETA vs. Bikers What? No "swirlies?" (Note that on the ORIGINAL posting of this "article," it's marked (Satire) off to the side. A couple of websites have picked up and cross-posted and left out that keyword ) __________________ - Shel Handmade puppy and dog toys - Free Shipping 100% Proceeds to animal rescues - http://gandggoodies.webs.com/ - PICS NOW UP!

01-13-2010, 03:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
Shandril2 Crowned Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bucks County, PA USA! Posts: 16,424	Re: PETA vs. Bikers Is this for real? They can't be that stupid, right!? Also, I just wanted to say ... biker dudes are very nice men, it's their women you gotta look out for! __________________ A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. -------------------------------------------------- Maxwell's Silver Hammer GSD/Dobie X

01-13-2010, 04:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
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