None of that Mushy Stuff

Barb E · 01-05-2010, 09:54 PM

None of that Mushy Stuff

Are you tired of those mushy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship.
You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have....

8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.

lucymom · 01-05-2010, 10:49 PM

HAH!! THe last line is the best!

BJDimock · 01-05-2010, 10:52 PM

And don't forget!

"A friend will help you move. A REAL friend will help you move a body."

aball · 01-07-2010, 09:57 AM

i like the other line i've seen in this collection:

A friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body!

aball · 01-08-2010, 09:56 AM

great minds think alike!! nice simultaneous posting!

01-05-2010, 09:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Barb E Crowned Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 14,437	None of that Mushy Stuff None of that Mushy Stuff Are you tired of those mushy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.... 8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my rear off!! 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because you are my FRIEND! Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth. __________________ Dante - March 2004 Kaos von Wolfstraum Oct 2011 "Today is tomorrow's time machine" ~ Dr G ~

01-05-2010, 10:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
lucymom Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Cape Cod, MA Posts: 1,250	Re: None of that Mushy Stuff HAH!! THe last line is the best! __________________ Jennifer Aik vom Haus Gold "The Rock" Age 11 Zuzu--gsd DOB 4-21-09. Naughty n' nice Lucy, Black GSD 2/1997-12-25-2008. " T'was Heaven with you Here." Dweezil, WGSD. RIP, 13 Moon, WGSD. RIP , 12 Shining found treasures both.

01-05-2010, 10:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
BJDimock Knighted Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mansfield, CT Posts: 2,102	Re: None of that Mushy Stuff And don't forget! "A friend will help you move. A REAL friend will help you move a body." __________________ Proud foster of Gaia, Seda, Ilan, Sika, Fenna, and Tasha(Fidelco Guide Dogs)GSD, Missing Grimm Proud owner of: Ilan, FGD ambassador, Fenna, FGD momma,Sika,chose 2 help me,Gwen,pitX, Kip, GSDx. and,Frodo GSD 7 felines 3 beloved equines

01-07-2010, 09:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
aball Crowned Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Eugene, OR Posts: 4,164	Re: None of that Mushy Stuff i like the other line i've seen in this collection: A friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body! __________________ Dogs are our links to paradise M. Kundera

01-08-2010, 09:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
aball Crowned Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Eugene, OR Posts: 4,164	Re: None of that Mushy Stuff great minds think alike!! nice simultaneous posting! __________________ Dogs are our links to paradise M. Kundera

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