|
|
||||||
![]() |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools |
|
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
Crowned Member
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 14,437
|
None of that Mushy Stuff
Are you tired of those mushy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.... 8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my rear off!! 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because you are my FRIEND! Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.
__________________
Dante - March 2004 Kaos von Wolfstraum Oct 2011 "Today is tomorrow's time machine" ~ Dr G ~
|
|
|
|
| Sponsored Links | |||
Advertisement | |||
|
|
#2 (permalink) |
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Cape Cod, MA
Posts: 1,250
|
HAH!! THe last line is the best!
__________________
Jennifer Aik vom Haus Gold "The Rock" Age 11 Zuzu--gsd DOB 4-21-09. Naughty n' nice Lucy, Black GSD 2/1997-12-25-2008. " T'was Heaven with you Here." Dweezil, WGSD. RIP, 13 Moon, WGSD. RIP , 12 Shining found treasures both. |
|
|
|
|
|
#3 (permalink) |
|
Knighted Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Mansfield, CT
Posts: 2,102
|
![]() And don't forget! "A friend will help you move. A REAL friend will help you move a body."
__________________
Proud foster of Gaia, Seda, Ilan, Sika, Fenna, and Tasha(Fidelco Guide Dogs)GSD, Missing Grimm Proud owner of: Ilan, FGD ambassador, Fenna, FGD momma,Sika,chose 2 help me,Gwen,pitX, Kip, GSDx. and,Frodo GSD 7 felines 3 beloved equines |
|
|
|
|
|
#4 (permalink) |
|
Crowned Member
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Eugene, OR
Posts: 4,164
|
i like the other line i've seen in this collection:
A friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body!
__________________
Dogs are our links to paradise M. Kundera |
|
|
|
| Sponsored Links | |
Advertisement | |