Little Johnny Xmas

[Sean Rescue Mom]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The
students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more
to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an
early dismissal.


So the teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask,
first and
correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta
here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."

The teacher asks, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years
Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham
Lincoln."

"That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Then the teacher asks, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther
King."

"That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Then the teacher said, "Who said 'Ask not, what your
country can do for
you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.
Kennedy."

"That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer
to any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these
would
keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around, "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

To which Johnny replied, "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[JerzeyGSD]

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