Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Dow

GSDolch · 11-30-2009, 03:44 PM

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars…..but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped…..

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

DnP · 11-30-2009, 04:03 PM

OMG...that last one is EXCELLENT!!!!!!

Raziel · 11-30-2009, 04:05 PM

I just say
your weinie is gonna come out.

SouthernThistle · 11-30-2009, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted By: GSDolch
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

Ah this one really cracked me up!

Brightelf · 11-30-2009, 04:42 PM

LOL #3!

kleinenHain · 11-30-2009, 04:46 PM

LOL Funny!!!

11-30-2009, 03:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
GSDolch Crowned Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Loudon, TN Posts: 5,049	Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Dow 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars…..but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped….. 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. __________________ We are defined not only by what we create, but by what we refuse to destroy.

11-30-2009, 04:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
DnP Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,248	Re: Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Dow OMG...that last one is EXCELLENT!!!!!! __________________ Diana Mom of Brightstar's Phoenix In loving memory of Dakota 1/93 - 10/2006 He seemed neither old nor young. His strength lay in his eyes. They look as old as the hills, and as young and as wild. I've never tired of looking into them.-John Muir

11-30-2009, 04:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Raziel Knighted Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,938	Re: Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Dow I just say your weinie is gonna come out. __________________ Kilo- GSD

11-30-2009, 04:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
Brightelf Crowned Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 9,357	Re: Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Dow LOL #3! __________________ Patti Frauchen von: Grimm van den Heuvel, aka "The Doofinator" My strong-minded, very loving boy

11-30-2009, 04:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
kleinenHain Knighted Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,941	Re: Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Dow LOL Funny!!! __________________ CGC Evaluator/ Free testing for Rescue dogs Klenien Hain http://kleinenhain.weebly.com/ U-CD Nomex vom Gebirgshaus SAR,BH,TD-2,VCD2,RAE,CDX,MXJ,AX,VER,NAP,NJP,CGC ( Retired ) Enzo z Blitz vom Kleinen Hain CGC NA,NAJ,OA,OAJ,AX,BN,CD

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