Cowboy Whisperer

[tuco]

Cowboy Whisperer
> A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.
> Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
> Indian: "Dog no talk."
> Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
> Dog: "Doin' all right."
> Indian: (Look of shock!)
> Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian.)
> Dog: "Yep."
> Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
> Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play."
> Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
> Indian: "Horse no talk."
> Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
> Horse: "Cool."
> Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
> Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian.)
> Horse: "Yep."
> Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
> Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me down often,
and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
> Indian: (Look of total amazement)
> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
> Indian: "Sheep lie."

[Mrs.K]

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