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Received this important health update in my e-mail today:
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "Amobacter Caninii" has been linked with the following symptoms in those individuals living with dogs: reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, a reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or good shoes, reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys. "Amobacter Caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially spouses and boyfriends or girlfriends). "Amobacter Caninii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". Beware! If you come in contact with a human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours. Legislation is being considered for the use of this Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
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Jill Thanks to Save A Shepherd Rescue Alliance, we couldn't be happier to share our home with: Ward (5 yr. old male GSD) and his dog Zoe (4 year old female GSD). |
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 11,306
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Oh I got it myself!!
what a wonderful thing
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Dawn GSRNE Volunteer "A dog a day keeps the Doctor away!" proudly owned by: Brady von Barren Berg, CGC GSD 5/4/05 Cooper von Nordosten, GSD 12/27/10 Missy, Chocolate Lab 3/9/03 |
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Crowned Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: NH
Posts: 4,413
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Sound about like what I have.The dogs are better company lately than any human friend I have encountered,except for all of you guys and gals...
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Allie owned by: Athena 5/4/08 http://www.dogster.com/dogs/925796 Lexi 6/1/07 Puggle of some sort |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Bucks County PA
Posts: 482
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I hope they don't come up with a cure for this. I have it bad and I'm keeping it.
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Linda Luke, CGC (GSD) 1/21/2007 ![]() Raven (GSD) 3/27/2010 At the Bridge Kelli, Roenick, Misty (collies) |
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Knighted Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Tacoma, WA
Posts: 3,002
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yep, I got it too!!
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Nadia - GSD -DOB 12-29-07 Zisso - GSD- DOB 9-16-07 Pepe & Kiki`my sweet kitties Zisso is my heart~Nadia is my Love~My kitties bring me everything in between~Together they bring me Joy! |
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