"TANJOOBERRYMUDS"...

[Kayos and Havoc]

My hubby sent this to me and I thought it was pretty funny.


THIS IS REALLY
> FUNNY

> "TANJOOBERRYMUDS"...
>
> This is SO funny,
> because it is TRUE ....... but !!!!
>
> By the time you read
> through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
> "TANJOOBERRYMUDS"....
>
> In order to continue
> getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW
> English language! Practice by reading the following
> conversation until you are able to understand the term
> "TANJOOBERRYMUDS".
>
>
> With a little patience,
> you'll be able to fit right
> in.
> Now, here
> goes...
>
> The following is a
> telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call
> room-service somewhere in the good old USA today.......
>
>
> Room Service :
> "Morrin. Roon
> sirbees."
>
> Guest : "Sorry, I
> thought I dialed
> room-service."
>
> Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin!
> Joowish to oddor
> sunteen???"
>
> Guest: "Uh......
> Yes, I'd like to order bacon and
> eggs."
>
> Room Service: "Ow
> July den?"
>
> Guest:
> ".....What??"
>
> Room Service: "Ow
> July den?!?.... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
>
>
> Guest: "Oh, the
> eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."
>
> Room Service: "Ow
> July dee baykem? Crease?"
>
> Guest: "Crisp will
> be fine."
>
> Room Service:
> "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
>
>
> Guest:
> "What?"
>
> Room Service: "An
> toes. July Sahn toes?"
>
> Guest: "I....
> don't think so.."
>
> RoomService: "No?
> Judo wan sahn toes???"
>
> Guest: "I feel
> really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes'
> means."
>
> RoomService:
> "Toes! Toes!.....Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
> bodder?"
>
> Guest: "Oh,
> English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes,
> an English muffin will be fine.."
>
> RoomService: "We
> bodder?"
>
> Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
>
> RoomService:
> "Wad?!?"
>
> Guest: "I mean
> butter... just put the butter on the side."
>
>
> RoomService:
> "Copy?"
>
> Guest: "Excuse
> me?"
>
> RoomService:
> "Copy...tea...meel?"
>
> Guest:
> "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's
> everything."
>
> RoomService: "One
> Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh
> and copy ... rye??"
>
>
> Guest: "Whatever
> you say."
>
> RoomService:
> "Tanjooberrymuds."
>
> Guest: "You're
> welcome"
>
> Remember I said
> "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
> 'TANJOOBERRYMUDS' "......and you do, don't you!
>
> And
> you thought you didn’t speak a foreign language!!

[BlackPuppy]

Funny how that works.

[dd]

Strange how this has been turned into a US immigration story. I received this many months ago as a "real" exchange between a guest and a worker at an Asian hotel.

[Kayos and Havoc]

I doubt it is real and it certainly was not meant to be insulting, I just found it to be humorous.

[Chantell]

LOL, I had to read it outloud to get it.... yeah, im a blond

[Crabtree]

Thats cute!