How to clean your toilet!

gardenrose · 11-03-2009, 01:38 AM

HOW TO CLEAN YOUR TOILET: INSTRUCTIONS

1. Put the lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and rinse.”

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Love
The Dog.

ellen366 · 11-03-2009, 02:06 AM

Crabtree · 11-03-2009, 08:49 AM

THATS MEAN!!!

(from me and the cats in the house)

(Note from the dogs!)

Catu · 11-03-2009, 09:19 AM

LOL!

Clare · 11-03-2009, 09:22 AM

Virginia · 11-03-2009, 09:42 AM

LOL! I've also seen this under the title of "How to Wash Your Cat."

tnbsmommy · 11-03-2009, 10:01 AM

That's horrible!!! But funny!LOL!!! I love the "How to give a cat a pill" too. that one is pretty funny.

Tbarrios333 · 11-03-2009, 11:02 AM

DSudd · 11-03-2009, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted By: crabbyTHATS MEAN!!!

(from me and the cats in the house)

(Note from the dogs!)

Ok sounds mean but that was hysterical

Doubleminttwin · 11-03-2009, 11:44 AM

mean mean mean

11-03-2009, 01:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
gardenrose New Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 23	How to clean your toilet! HOW TO CLEAN YOUR TOILET: INSTRUCTIONS 1. Put the lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and rinse.” 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Love The Dog.

11-03-2009, 02:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
ellen366 Master Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: FL Posts: 646	Re: How to clean your toilet!

11-03-2009, 08:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Crabtree Crowned Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: On. Canada Posts: 4,370	Re: How to clean your toilet! THATS MEAN!!! (from me and the cats in the house) (Note from the dogs!) __________________ Sandra Larka GSD 1/4/06 Palla GSD 7/16/06 Loki adopted 8/23/08 Badger,Miss Crabtree & Shafford, the kitty krew Waiting at the bridge;Palla,Tucker,Chance, Brandy and Lacy. I'll miss you to the end of eternity, and love you twice as long.

11-03-2009, 09:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
Catu Crowned Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Valdivia, Chile Posts: 4,269	Re: How to clean your toilet! LOL! __________________ "The dog does not need to be deranked so much as the people need to learn to act like people worth listening to" Suzanne Clothier. Diabla, my Daemon; SchH A, RH-T A Akela, my Direwolf; Work in Progress Bagheera, Long term puppy host

11-03-2009, 09:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
Clare Crowned Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 6,461	Re: How to clean your toilet! __________________ Sir Alexander So Noble "Alex" 12/12/91 - 4/2/04 RIP Alkarah's Sedona "Sasha" 9/23/04 Windy Acres Doppio Espresso "Wolfgang" 12/7/07

11-03-2009, 09:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
Virginia Master Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 650	Re: How to clean your toilet! LOL! I've also seen this under the title of "How to Wash Your Cat."

11-03-2009, 10:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
tnbsmommy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Columbia, TN (south of Nashville) Posts: 475	Re: How to clean your toilet! That's horrible!!! But funny!LOL!!! I love the "How to give a cat a pill" too. that one is pretty funny. __________________ mommy to: Abby and Cambrin ~sugar gliders~ Taylor and Brandon~actual children~ Mya ~GSD~ and MagnumMarley Ain't Got NUttin on Me RIP sweet, darling boy, gone too soon, always in our hearts.

11-03-2009, 11:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
Tbarrios333 Knighted Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ft. Myers, FL Posts: 2,549	Re: How to clean your toilet! __________________ Owned by Nini and McKinley.

11-03-2009, 11:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
Doubleminttwin Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Va Posts: 1,315	Re: How to clean your toilet! mean mean mean __________________ ~Jen~ “Be Who You Are and Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind.” Dr. Seuss Baya 6/29/09 Ask me about: Leopard Geckos

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