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10-26-2009, 01:53 PM
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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb
Someone in my obedience class was talking about this joke, in terms of the dogs that were in the class so I thought I would seek it out and post it. I hadn't seen it before.
I liked the lab's response. Seems to fit the ones I've seen to a T. How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb." 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. |
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10-26-2009, 03:04 PM
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb
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10-26-2009, 03:41 PM
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb
LOL. How true is the GSD one!
(The Golden Retriever one is dead-on, too.)
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10-26-2009, 04:24 PM
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb
The rottie line always cracks me up.
Dawn - does this sound like anyone you know... 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
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10-27-2009, 12:32 AM
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
That one always cracks me up!
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