A cleaning poem

ninhar · 10-15-2009, 05:41 PM

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes..'

He told me to get off my fanny,
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick....
I was just admiring my good work.
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops - I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into it -
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse.
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess....
While I sit here on my hiney.

Gyggles1 · 10-15-2009, 06:04 PM

I Love this, thanks! I was doing just this this morning sitting on my hiney but I did finally manage to get my house cleaned & do have to say its looking good so back to the computer I am

Zisso · 10-15-2009, 06:49 PM

I love it too, but didn't get to read it till After I had done the house work!!

shilohsmom · 10-15-2009, 06:56 PM

Thats cute.

AndreaG · 10-27-2009, 04:32 PM

LOL!!! very good.

10-15-2009, 05:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
ninhar Crowned Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,166	A cleaning poem I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'computering', And I had to answer 'yes..' He told me to get off my fanny, And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up... The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the topside. That really did the trick.... I was just admiring my good work. I didn't mean to 'click.' But click, I did, and oops - I found A real absorbing site That I got SO way into it - I was into it all night. Nothing's changed except my mouse. It's very, very shiny. I guess my house will stay a mess.... While I sit here on my hiney. __________________ Nina Mom to Ginger, Belle & April (cats) Never forgetting - Cody (GSD) 1993 - 8/21/05 Sheba (GSD) 6/97 - 8/3/09 Lyla (Maine Coon) 1994? - 4/3/07 Tonic (LBC) 1998? - 5/19/07 Chloe (Tuxedo) 1997? - 10/11/08 Forever in my heart.

10-15-2009, 06:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gyggles1 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Vancouver, WA. Posts: 379	Re: A cleaning poem I Love this, thanks! I was doing just this this morning sitting on my hiney but I did finally manage to get my house cleaned & do have to say its looking good so back to the computer I am __________________ Bear - 11 y/o GSD - RIP, we miss you & we know Duke would love you so much! Duke - 1 year old ( Aug. 6th, 2008 ) Chloe - 2 y/o kitty

10-15-2009, 06:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zisso Knighted Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Tacoma, WA Posts: 3,002	Re: A cleaning poem I love it too, but didn't get to read it till After I had done the house work!! __________________ Nadia - GSD -DOB 12-29-07 Zisso - GSD- DOB 9-16-07 Pepe & Kiki`my sweet kitties Zisso is my heart~Nadia is my Love~My kitties bring me everything in between~Together they bring me Joy!

10-15-2009, 06:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
shilohsmom Crowned Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Northern California Posts: 6,653	Re: A cleaning poem Thats cute. __________________ Rosa Mom to; Shiloh, 8.5 year old LCGSD Shoshona, 7.5 year old LCGSD Eli, 5 year old LCGSD Every dog deserves to have a human that thinks they are the greatest dog that ever lived!

10-27-2009, 04:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
AndreaG Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Derwood, MD Posts: 1,506	Re: A cleaning poem LOL!!! very good. __________________ "A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away" - Unknown Dog

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