Disease Control Warning

[shadow mum]

CDC - CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND PREVENTION
Your Online Source for Credible Health Information

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

The virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive work from your Boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! The virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with work, you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the two antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE), and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.


Posted as I'm sitting here at work trying to avoid the files stacking up on my desk as I type....

[wolfish_one]

[GSDinOly]

HAHA!! That's awesome.

[shadow mum]

I knew it was going to be a long night when I walked in today and the dispatcher had it taped to my monitor. told my super I wasn't feeling well and had to leave to get the cure, but he didn't fall for it!!!