You just made me remember something from a very long time ago! I was about 18 or so and was visiting my friend. She lived with her boyfriend, who wasn't home at the time. We were in the living room and she went to the bathroom ... suddenly this MASSIVE freaking spider goes scurrying across the carpet. I screamed bloody murder and grabbed the telephone book and slammed it onto the spider. I then proceeded to stand on the phone book, jumping up and down ... just to make sure it was REALLY dead.
My friend comes back into the living room ...
Sylvie: Marion, what are you doing?
ME: Sylvie, you should have seen the size of the freaking spider ... it was massive ... don't worry, I got it
Sylvie: Um, what colour was it?
ME: Brown, something like that, doesn't matter, it's dead
Sylvie: Was it kind of fuzzy?
ME: How the heck should I know, it just started running across the room, so I killed it
Sylvie: I'll be right back ...
Sylvie leaves the room, comes back to the living room and says Tony is going to freak. Tony's her boyfriend ... that WAS his pet tarantula that he was supposed to have locked up before I got there!
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